Two 'Jetpack' Samurai Doing Battle In Midair

March 26, 2018

This is a short video of what appear to be two jetpack samurai doing a little swordplay in midair. Obviously, the jetpacks aren't real and I assume they're being hoisted by out-of-frame cranes. Or, who knows, maybe Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was authentic and there is much we have to learn about the magic of martial arts. Whatever the case, I just stabbed myself with my samurai sword trying to bat a little basketball into the hoop on the back of my bedroom door but I can't tell my mom because she doesn't know I have the sword. It's times like this I wish I'd listened to her when she said don't play with swords. But ONLY times like this, just so we're clear.

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Thanks to K Diddie, who agrees there's absolutely no reason why people shouldn't do this with real jetpacks.

  • The_Wretched

    So this went down on a Tuesday Afternoon?

  • Bling Nye

    I like the guy's "victory launch pose" at the end.

  • GeneralDisorder

    He was actually just doing that to cover up a fart.

  • OTee DE

    I'm quite sure it's wirework not real jetpacks...

  • Bling Nye

    Next you're gonna say they're not real samurai and that one of them didn't actually get killed? NOOOOOooooooooooooooooo

  • Jesus H. Presley ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ™

    Cultural appropriation.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Okay, I admit my mistakes when I'm wrong. I was wrong before.

    "Dueling Jetpack Samurai Filmed Vertically" is the ACTUAL best incredibly obscure niche pr0n available on the internet today.

    My apologies.

  • Jason Christopher

    This is what jetpacks were made for.

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  • steve holt

    this isn't even worth a reply.

    dang it, i just replied (facepalm)(

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