Talking Children's Book Sounds Like Portal To Hell

March 6, 2018


Note: Keep your volume low, screams of the damned.

This is a video of a talking children's book that's supposed to teach kids how to call 911 in the event of an emergency, except the batteries in this particular model are dying and it sounds like the pits of hell. I was so frightened I called 911 just to report the video. Just kidding I ordered a mushroom pizza.

Hit the jump for a sound bite of my future. Also,it's even worse if you listen to it at .25x speed.

Thanks again to K Diddie, who just earned his second Geekologie gold star sticker in a week. And what have you done?

  • Ghost Pirates

    good job

  • shashi

    they do start early

  • TheQiwiMan

    Umm.... guys? Watching this, blood just shot out of my nose, and I'm not even trying to lift a thousand lbs...

    Please advise.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You're just dying. No need to panic.

  • Doog

    Here's some advice, don't shoot blood out of your nose. Also, do not lift a thousand lbs. Hell don't lift a thousand anythings.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Sounded like those ghoul things from "Ghost."

  • David

    I have a Tribble that vibrates and purrs when you tap it.
    But when the battery started to die, it made a demonic growling noise. It was really funny.

  • Doog

    It was apparently so terrifying that the video owner disabled playback.

    I have a feeling this video is going to be a ViralHog video pretty soon...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Just embedding. You have to load the video from YouTube directly.

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