So, We've Come To This: Hasbro Releases A 'Don't Step In The Poop' Game

March 9, 2018

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'Don't Step In It' is a recently released game from Hasbro ($20) where blindfolded participants attempt to make their way across a mat without stepping in any of the Playdoh-like turds strategically placed by other players. We truly have reached the pinnacle of human civilization.

Be careful not to poop out while playing this hilarious game with messy consequences! Put on a blindfold, spin the spinner, and then take that many steps across the game mat. But watch out! Little piles of compound, molded in the shape of poop have been strategically placed on the mat. Sometimes players will have to add a poop, remove a poop, or even re-arrange the poops along the mat. Who can avoid the number twos to be number one to win?


• Includes game mat, blindfold, 4 cans of compound, plastic mold, spinner board with arrow and base, and instructions.

• Blindfolded, poop-dodging fun
• Mold the included compound to look like piles of poop
• Step in the fewest poops to win
• Play with friends or dodge the poop solo

Ahahahhahahhaha, "Play with friends or dodge the poop solo." Man, if you're dodging the poop YOU PLACED ON THE MAT YOURSELF solo it's time to go make some friends. Also, when I was growing up we didn't have a dodge the poop game, we played the real thing, and it was called walking to school in the dark.

Keep going for a worthwhile commercial despite the fact the announcer says both poop and doodoo but never turds, which was a shame.

Thanks to Andrea and K Diddie, who agree, alternatively, own a dog and make your kids mow the lawn.

  • DC Madman

    I have a real life dispenser, Eddie. He's lost it back there. The only reason he hasn't made his last vet visit is they are hard and don't stick to bare feet. He tries so hard to get out the dog door. Funny as hell to see him running down the driveway to greet me when I get home while stutter pausing for plop.

  • sizzlepants

    So... it only took Hasbro 27 years to figure out how to gamify Play-doh.

    Good job!

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is hilarious.

    WOULD

    PLAY

  • PUNX

    growing up we played the real thing, it was called playing in the backyard

  • GeneralDisorder

    I never played it barefoot. At least not on purpose.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    the best part: it's compatible with REAL poop to really up the odds!

  • Bling Nye

    Seems like a rather shitty game to me.

  • The_Wretched

    You stepped in it with that comment.

  • Ollie Williams

    Pun involving shit.

  • Bling Nye

    CRAP!

  • Doog

    Better than the 'Don't Step On the Landmine' "Game".

  • shashi

    Feel like a Hasbro employee was trying to explain the plastic mat, blindfolds and poops found in the garage by his wife:

    "okay hotshot, so what exactly are kids learning from 'YOUR NEW GAME'?"

    Ummm.... https://youtu.be/YTHL0y6xvLE

  • DC Madman

    I like to play in the bedroom at night with my Eddie the Pug dispenser after drinking several beers.

  • shashi

    does it dispense female pugs?

  • Bling Nye

    Lord loves a workin' man.

    Don't trust whitey.

    See a doctor and get rid of it.

  • Ollie Williams

    I don't understand our society anymore.

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  • Cheese

    Was your maiden name 'Batter'?

  • Doog

    I never did, I just pretended to because I didn't want to look ignorant.

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