Master Criminal Crawls Around On Floor To Avoid Security Cams, Fails Miserably

March 14, 2018

I'm not sure if he doesn't understand how security cams work, or if he just likes pretending he's a worm (he's definitely a no-good rotten snake) but this is a video of a burglar in Brighton, Victoria, Australia repeatedly crawling around on the floor in an attempt to avoid detection by the home's security cameras/ possible motion sensors. No word if he's been caught since, but with Ocean's Eleven robbery skills like that there's no way he isn't ransacking a bank vault even as I type this. Oooooor in a holding cell awaiting his court date. *banging gavel* Trial by sharks!

Keep going for the video. Also, did he open a bottle of wine in the kitcken? And what the hell was he doing in the bathroom for nine minutes? Did he rip their shower curtain down?

Thanks to Tank, who prefers a much less subtle approach and will just drive right through the side of your house swinging his cannon around.

  • asdfadfs

    my grandmother's motion detectors had a minimum height so the cat didn't set it off

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I guess that didn't work either since somehow you heard about the cat. Must've been spotted at some point.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Behold, the Socialist in its natural habitat.

    "I deserve this rich guy's stuff more than he does!"

    Eh, never mind, at least this guy has the balls to try to steal stuff himself, rather than cowering behind the guns of the State.

  • Daniel Holstein

    Willing to bet he was trying not to set of IR motion sensors, which would trip an alarm, rather than avoid cameras.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    add sexual assault of a domicile to the charges

  • Mark

    I didn't see any criminal...did I miss something?


  • Frédéric Purenne

    Here, put this on the side to listen at the same time. It will greatly improve the experience.


  • Ez

    I watched it on the site that speeds it up and adds Yakety Sax and that was pretty good, too.

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