This is a video of Instagrammer bbsdoingnothing successfully beer ponging three 6-cup stacked pyramids in a row without a single miss. That is impressive. So, if you were wondering who just had at least 20 balls in their shorts, it was this guy. Me? I don't like playing beer pong with a partner that good. I like to lose a lot, because the losers have to drink the beer. I thought the whole purpose of the game was to drink as much of the party's beer as possible without making it too obvious that's what you're trying to do. I'm not here to impress anybody with my throw a ball in a cup skills, I'm here to get drunk then lose my balance trying to pee and rip down your shower curtain. I might even try to fight myself in the mirror for pushing me.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to UD, who informed me he sucks at beer pong. Awesome, you can be on my team.