Lady Smokes Cohost In Cotton Candy Eating Contest

March 23, 2018

This is a short clip from the Chinese game show 'I'm The Winner' of a lady smoking her cohost in a cotton candy eating contest by ripping the stick out of the cottonball and jamming the whole thing in her mouth. Meanwhile he's over there trying to daintily eat around the stick with a relatively amateur corn-on-the-cob vertical eating technique. PROTIP: eating contests are no place for daintiness. Like unclogging a toilet before your bathroom is flooded with shitwater, you get in there and do what you've gotta do. Man, I should be a life coach. "You ARE my life coach, GW." That's fantastic news -- now bring me lunch, it'll build character.

Keep going for the video although there's really no reason because the gif is the whole thing. I guess maybe if you wanna watch it with volume.

Thanks to moeses, who agrees you have to be creative in eating contests. Think outside the box. Hell, eat the box -- whatever it takes to win. Remember: second place is just a stomach ache and no trophy.

  • The_Lady_in_the_Van

    Is anyone else incredibly aroused, right now?

  • GeneralDisorder

    No. Just you. Wait, this just in. You're not the only one.

  • Corky McButterpants

    Here's her brother grifting the locals:

  • asdfadfs

    I had expected her to somehow use drool to break it down like some kind of horrible spider predigesting it's prey(which I used to do as a child, especially amusing for how warm it would get as it dissolved), but it looks like she went the opposite direction and compacted it into a cube and swallowed it dry

  • TheQiwiMan

    You are my life coach too, GW, so I will definitely eat the boxIFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN

  • Munihausen

    Be still, my heart.

  • Bling Nye

    She's smokin' alright.

    What I want to know is why that dude had his eyes shut looking like he was trying to choke down raw liver.

  • Trying not to get it in his eyes?

  • asdfadfs

    don't be racist, shes just asian

  • Bling Nye
  • Geekologie

    cotton candy is an acquired taste

  • Talon184

    I acquired it at birth

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    tell your mom that cotton candy is not supposed to be stored there. Moisture makes it melt.

  • The_Wretched

    What happens if I smoke the cotton candy?

  • Geekologie

    based on your lack of reporting back I'm assuming something either terrible or amazing happens

  • The_Wretched

    the thick acrid smoke was sticky and off putting

  • Geekologie

    report back

  • Bling Nye
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