Just A Geico Employee Doing 70MPH On The Highway While Texting

March 13, 2018

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This is a short video of "a Geico guy texting at 70 MPH." Of course there's also the possibility he isn't a Geico employee at all, but a Progressive employee on a viral mission to to give Geico employees a bad rap. He's definitely a Geico employee though, just so we're clear. "Maybe the gecko is driving." That was my first thought too, they're probably just filming a commercial. "Were you paid to say that?" Geico is the only company who would insure me.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Dave, who agrees of all cars to not be caught texting in, that one is definitely in the top ten.

  • 🌠 Heisenberg 🌠

    Too bad that's not a tow truck in the far lane. On second thought, perhaps it wouldn't matter what type of truck it is if the GEICO sedan sideswipes it.

  • CS_GUY

    So fired............

  • TheQiwiMan

    "Don't need insurance if no one gets into accidents. Better go create a market need for our service!"

  • That's not true - the last thing insurance companies want is for people to make a claim.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Talon184

    I wonder if he'll still save 15% or more on his auto insurance after Geico fires him.

  • Ez

    "Can you try to get the whole Geico logo?"

    Turn the phone sideways. Ta-da!

  • Betty Gruber

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  • Bling Nye

    What if he's not texting, but just changing the playlist because he wasn't in the mood for trip-hop after all? Or browsing teh pr0ns? WHY IS IT ALWAYS TEXTING?! What is this 2004?

  • shashi

    "sorry i'm late for work boss but just about to get into a life threatening car accident. See you soon x"
    *SEND*

  • GeneralDisorder

    Because texting is more universal than say "skype messaging" or "kik messaging" or "tinder swiping".

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    PSA: don't porn and drive kids. pull over and masturbate on the side of the road like everyone else.

  • Ez

    I really hope there's supposed to be another comma in that sentence after 'drive'.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    either way, i wouldn't recommend it

  • TheQiwiMan
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