Japan Getting A Hello Kitty Themed Bullet Train

March 20, 2018


Hey guys I'm still dealing with some stuff but I should be back full-force tomorrow throwing hadoukens and ninja stars. This is the Hello Kitty Shinkansen bullet train coming to Japan this summer. Obviously, I'm going to surf the top of it because that's just the kind of badass I am. *pounds Pedialyte bottle, tries to slam-dunk in trashcan, misses*

The train will operate on the Sanyo Shinkansen line from the Shin-Osaka Station in Osaka to Hakata Station in Fukuoka.

The exterior of the train will feature a pink and white colour scheme, additionally Hello Kitty's bow and signature ribbon will be incorporated into the design. On the inside, the second carriage of the train will feature a stylish interior inspired by Hello Kitty's world.

Clearly, there's never been a better time to visit Japan. I mean, provided you haven't already been to have have sex with a robot because what the hell's wrong with you?

Keep going for a relatively unrevealing video.

Thanks to v, who agrees Keroppi is really where it's at.

  • Stupid420Stoner

    So much for being back Tuesday, you lazy fuck. One post? What the hell is this shit?

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Hey, GW, you should read this: http://listverse.com/2018/0...

  • jacob

    Hey Geekwriter do you own this site? If not, the owners should really fire you.

  • Curtis Champion

    Blaine is a pain....

  • Megatron Jenkins

    And that's no riddle!

  • shashi

    Hey, good to see you're still here GW. Although i already cancelled the.. uhh... and burned the.. hmm... after swallowing all those... ahh... does anyone know a good.... umm

  • jacob

    Oh great. Geekwriter's retarded style of writing is spreading to other people. Lovely.

  • shashi

    funny i was just discussing this with that woman who lives in your moms house

  • Bling Nye

    Well then...

  • TheQiwiMan

    Meh, there's way worse things Japan could make a naturally tentacle-shaped object look like.

    Just sayin.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    and tunnel entrances will be painted to resemble anime girls' orifices

  • Draco Basileus

    Then the train should be painted like a giant tentacle.

  • GeneralDisorder

    TIL: Japan still has things that don't have Hello Kitty on it.

  • Bling Nye

    Allllllllll aboaaaaard!


    Toot toooot!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm now running the Thomas The Tank Engine theme song through my head.

  • Doog

    Is that Kayne West on the right?

  • Bling Nye
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