Hey guys I'm still dealing with some stuff but I should be back full-force tomorrow throwing hadoukens and ninja stars. This is the Hello Kitty Shinkansen bullet train coming to Japan this summer. Obviously, I'm going to surf the top of it because that's just the kind of badass I am. *pounds Pedialyte bottle, tries to slam-dunk in trashcan, misses*
The train will operate on the Sanyo Shinkansen line from the Shin-Osaka Station in Osaka to Hakata Station in Fukuoka.
The exterior of the train will feature a pink and white colour scheme, additionally Hello Kitty's bow and signature ribbon will be incorporated into the design. On the inside, the second carriage of the train will feature a stylish interior inspired by Hello Kitty's world.
Clearly, there's never been a better time to visit Japan. I mean, provided you haven't already been to have have sex with a robot because what the hell's wrong with you?
Keep going for a relatively unrevealing video.
Thanks to v, who agrees Keroppi is really where it's at.