I Was Not Prepared For That: Kindergartner Gives Weather Report

March 22, 2018


This is a video of Carden Corts giving the Nashville, Tennessee based Waverly Belmont Elementary School weather report for March 21, 2018. It's easily one of the best weather reports I've ever seen, and I would gladly wake up at 6AM to watch the local weather if it was anything like this (it isn't, which is why I hit snooze until 10AM). The so-called "pros" could really learn a thing or two from young Carden. Mostly: be entertaining, everybody under 85 already checked the weather on their phone anyways.

Keep going for the video. Just watch it, if you don't like it I'll refund your money (you paid nothing, just so we're clear).

Thanks to K Diddie, for failing to remind me to wind up my car windows last night and now my back seat is a swamp.

  • GeneralDisorder

    0:11 what the hell are shart words?

    Also did he read that or did they just have him memorize bits and pieces and splice the shit together?

  • Sight words.

  • Ghost Pirates

    That kid pays great attention at those acting classes his parents make him go to!

  • TheQiwiMan

    This kids going places!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Your windowless van isn't what most people call "places" but I appreciate your candor.

  • TheQiwiMan

    My white van brings all the kids to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours!


  • Frédéric Purenne

    "... and I would gladly wake up at 6AM to watch the local weather if it was anything like this."

    Are you serious? GW, you're the type who enjoys watching recorded weddings even when nothing out of the ordinary happens, aren't you?

  • Geekologie

    there's always something out of the ordinary happening, you just have to know where to look

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I tend to try not looking under the table cloth.

  • It's like you don't want to know

  • Munihausen

    Hah, great. Though I'm not sure what this fine and engaging performance, by a kindergartner, says about the larger meteorology profession.

  • cardstock

    I demand my money back. That was terrible.

  • Geekologie

    consider it back

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