'How You Like That Trick, Clown?': Nunchuck Dad Is Here To Show You What's Up

March 23, 2018

Seen here making it crystal clear to neighborhood kids that his lawn is not to be got on, this is a video of a nunchuck swinging Flash letting his inner ninja shine in the pale gray of a Taylors, South Carolina afternoon. The video starts with him repeatedly failing to kick the nunchucks up into his hand, but once he finally grabs them he really starts swinging. So well the nunchucks actually get pregnant and give birth behind his back. I wish I could say the same thing with my ninja stars -- I'm always losing him. Do you have any idea how much money I've spent at the knife and sword kiosk at the mall? "Your entire allowance?" Since 2011. The only thing that would have made this video better is if his kids were getting off the school bus at the end.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to LK, who agrees it's only a matter of time until this guy is touring nearby neighborhoods with his ninja exhibition.

  • shashi

    Trey Parker doesn't dress in fat suits and do performing arts, but if he did...

  • kLRKROD

    Clearly not as fast as the Flash

  • Munihausen

    More people should have his attitude.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I want to be this guy's friend.

    He seems fun.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I used to be a mall ninja but I've never owned nunchucks. As a consequence of being a mall ninja I was also friends with other mall ninjas. A guy like this will eventually ask you to put an apple on your head so he can kick it off or will have you hold something and he'll try to shoot it with a crossbow blindfolded.

    He's probably fun to hang with but shit gets weird eventually.

  • TheQiwiMan

    SOUNDS.
    AMAZING.

  • GeneralDisorder

    It sounds amazing but a trademark of a mall ninja is a lack of proficiency with their weapons. So when he says "hold this target" and puts on a blindfold it's not because he can actually hit the target or is well versed in some kind of echo-location. He's probably gonna shoot a crossbow bolt into your forearm.

    And he can't kick an apple off your head because he can't do a high kick at all. He'll have you stand there with something on your head and kick you in the nuts. But not on purpose... He's just really bad at aiming and high kicks.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Yeah I understood the first time.

    SOUNDS.
    AMAZING.

    #NoKinkShaming

  • Andyman7714

    *Pulls out gun*

  • Mark

    Boy...I hope I don't run into him in a dark alley.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i liked this guy's recorder playing better

  • Bling Nye

    Recorder nunchucks are where the money's at.

    Like $8 at least.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    in my imagination, those would sound like those Blue Man Group pvc pipe-drums

  • Meh

    Terrible through and through.

  • Geekologie

    I think you meant fantastic?

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