AMC Theaters Holding A 31-Hour Marvel Cinematic Universe Movie Marathon Before Avengers: Infinity War

March 15, 2018

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AMC Theaters has announced they'll be holding a 31+ hour Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) movie marathon in participating locations prior to the April 27th release of Avengers: Infinity War. It's not clear which of Marvel's 18 MCU movies will be played during the marathon, or if they all will be (it would take over 34 hours to watch the sixteen titles up through Spider Man: Homecoming, not including Thor: Ragnarok and Black Panther). That sounds like a fun time, doesn't it? No word if there will awards given for most popcorn eaten or soda drank during that time, but hopefully they'll at least give one out for fewest bathroom breaks because of all the people I know, I'm definitely the one coolest with sitting in a diaper full of his own pee. "You're doing it now, aren't you?" I'm doing it right now!

Thanks to Matt, who agrees your ass is going to have never been asleeper than it will be after this marathon.

  • heretikeen

    Yeah, marathons USED to be a thing before everything turned into an endless sea of sequels and prequels.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Sane Human Beings: "You know, there IS such a thing as 'too much of a good thing', right?"

    AMC Theaters: "Hold my popcorn.."

  • Meh

    They didn't say how much money you'd be getting?

  • GeneralDisorder

    If I have to stay awake through the whole thing I'm gonna need at least $35/hr. Plus hazard pay (because staying awake too long is super bad for you).

    If I don't have to be awake for the whole thing I can go down to about $15/hr.

  • Meh

    I'd take that 15 an hour. I'll bring my old gameboy.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    Thanos looks what you get when Josh Brolin fucks Grimace

  • Munihausen

    I like how we get "casual, Brooklyn at 1:30pm" Thanos in the trailer, as opposed to Emperor Thanos from Guardians of the Galaxy.

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