AI Program Attempts To Create Classical Nude Portraits

March 29, 2018

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These are a bunch of the classical nude portraits created by an artificial intelligence program under the loose guidance of Robbie Barrat. In his own words while I squint and shake my head to see if any private parts jump out at me like one of those Magic Eye pics:

Usually the machine just paints people as blobs of flesh with tendrils and limbs randomly growing out - I think it's really surreal. I wonder if that's how machines see us...

First of all, yes, that is exactly how machines see us. Secondly, I'm probably the biggest fan of tasteful nudes since the invention of tasteful nudes, but these are definitely not what I was expecting when I read the title and took my pants off.

Keep going for twelve more blobs, several of which look like they involve multiple subjects.

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Thanks to hairless, who may or may not be one of the models. My my!

  • lushkneebumbuild

    i think part of this is it getting confused by the penis. (the bits where they drip like wax)

  • Enkidu98

    The AI that will soon rule the known human universe reveals it considers us just amorphous sacks of meat.

  • shashi

    im hoping AI looks at the known universe and says "pfft, you keep it. We'll take the rest of it"

  • Joe Schmopped

    Does this guy wonder if computers see us as water filled meat sacks? Yes. Yes they do.

  • Munihausen

    Distressingly accurate here in the U.S.

  • Perpetual Pizza

    tumors

  • Fartbutt

    These are actually pretty good... but I wanna see the robot paint penises. Penis art is better

  • Darren McCoy

    So that's why the THING looked like that.

  • Bling Nye

    It's like the classical painting version of the scrambled pr0n channel back in the day.

  • JimmyJam

    That's exactly what I came here to say. They must watch us like we tried to watch Cinemax in 1986.

  • Meh

    I call this more like 2d nightmares.

  • TheQiwiMan

    http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photo...

    (And if you can't, it's only cuz you're a quitter, and no one likes a quitter!)

  • DC Madman

    The meatbagism era of art begins.

  • James Mcelroy

    definitely some kinky stuff going on in there.

  • Andyman7714

    With beer goggles on those are pretty hot!

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