A Literal Cheeseburger Made Entirely From Cheese, Then Melted In An Oven

March 14, 2018

This is a short Facebook video from Tastemade of a cheeseburger lookalike complete with condiments (is the giant white part supposed to be the patty?) being made entirely out of different kinds of cheese, then being melted in an oven along with some fries. Pork chop sandwiches! "My God did that smell good." High-five. Obviously, it's the perfect last meal for the person who's about to attempt the world record for flying around the world three times without refueling and doesn't want to poop for a week. You know, I did the same thing with a ten pound wheel of extra aged gouda once. "How'd that work out for you?" Let's just say when I was finally able to go, all the king's horses and all the king's men-- "Couldn't put your anus back together again?" What? No. Were long dead. It took years.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks agian to K Diddie, who agrees there's no way Xzibit didn't do this first in the unaired pilot for a cooking show.

  • My brain say let's go, but my stomach says no...

  • asdfadfs

    it should tell us the melting points and composition of the various cheese layers

    which cheese flowed like water, which cheese held out til the end, etc

  • asdfadfs

    I think the white part is a pedestal to hold up the burger above the fries so you can see it?

  • Steven Newton

    It's cheese with rind, it's the 'burger' in the cheeseburger.

  • Damon Sherman

    that's some foodporn there.

  • Damon Sherman

    that's Porn-with-food, subtle difference.

  • GeneralDisorder

    It looks delicious but if it all just gets melted into the fries what's the point of making it burger shaped? Other than for likes, I guess...

  • TheQiwiMan

    Perfect for long road trips when you don't wanna have to stop for poop breaks!

  • Geekologie

    you don't read the articles do you :(

  • TheQiwiMan

    What? Of course I do! How is my agreeing with the bumpy ride you'd have on the toilet after eating this an indication I don't read the articles?


  • Bling Nye
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