Would-Be Burglar Knocks Accomplice Out Cold With A Brick

February 15, 2018

This is some security cam footage released by police in Shanghai, China of two would-be burglars trying to shatter a shop window with bricks when one accidentally shatters the other's consciousness instead. Although, to his credit, the other guy did run right in front of his throw. You're supposed to stand behind the thrower for safety, everybody knows that. This is just some all-around sloppy burglary. At least his friend tries to drag him away no-man-left-behind style instead of leaving him for the cops -- at least there's that. Out of a possible Ocean's Eleven I give them them a Kiddie Pool's Two, but only if ol' brickhead here actually survived to burgle another day.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Ken Yourface, who agrees the key to not getting hit in the head with a thrown brick is never being in front of one.

  • Jenness

    This makes me so happy. Bad guys deserve more of this to happen to them.

  • Bubbles_The_Klown
  • Meh

    Lol when you're that retarded.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Remember kids, when planning on smashing through windows and stealing things, always wear your surgical masks to make sure you don't transfer illnesses!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Something something antifa

  • Bosun Higgs

    Did you hear about the hitman who burned his lips on the tail pipe after the boss told him to blow up a car?

  • Closet Nerd

    The suspect hit with the brick has since been hired as President Trump's Secretary of Dodgeball......

  • Bling Nye

    "If you can dodge a wrench brick, you can dodge a ball!"

  • Munihausen

    Dumb and Dumber, then Old School, then Zoolander, then probably Dodgeball / Anchorman

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