Real Products That Exist: A Pimple Popping Simulator

February 8, 2018


In what a time to be alive news, this is a video demonstration of the Pop it Pal, a $20 piece of silicon that lets a user pop fifteen fake pimples. It's available in a light or dark skintone and includes a 3-ounce refill of pimple puss as well as a refill tool. Extra bottles of pimple puss are also available for $6. Or, you can do what I did, and fill it with banana cream pudding and eat the whole thing like a sandwich because you want to gross out your mom. I think it worked too (she's out cold).

Keep going for the video while I fetch the smelling salts.




Thanks to Melissa H, who can't wait for the inevitable hangnail removal simulator.

  • Forget about toys, watch the real stuff

  • meringue

    PUSS? I don't think that's what you mean.

  • Mel

    Everyone in the comments are in denial

  • eliquinn

    Thes struggle to get it out in the first place is what makes it fun and like PUNX said the person screaming it hurts, lol.

  • Doog

    Alright this is stupid, but it gave me a great idea. I'm gonna make reusable bubble wrap for all the people who absolutely love popping it.

  • Ollie Williams

    I believe that already exists.

  • Doog

    Darn, another dream down the toilet.

  • MustacheHam

    Looooong ago, when GW was a younger wizard, he posted an article here talking about such that.

  • Geekologie

    man, I was a younger wizard once, wasn't I? weird to think about

  • Jenness

    They need to publish the list of who buys this as a warning to the rest of us and to put on "NEVER GO ON A DATE WITH THEM" websites

  • Chris Lev

    Now we will all die alone. Just brought one for all the people on here.

  • Jenness

    I knew this site was a cult!!!

  • Chris Lev

    Surely nobody will buy this.

  • Doog

    Says the guy who just bought a bunch of them, ''for other people''

  • Chris Lev

    Well I decided people like pointless crap, so I’m going to buy shares in the company too.

    That stuff reminds me of that cheese in a can.

  • Doog

    Probably just as edible.

  • FearlessFarris

    I always thought there was something satisfying about popping my own pimples back in the day. That said, I have zero desire to own or try this product.

  • TheQiwiMan
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