Real Products That Exist: A Clear, Conductive Shower Curtain With Pockets For Holding All Your Phones And Tablets

February 28, 2018


This is the Screenholder shower curtain, a $25 transparent shower curtain with exterior pockets of various sizes and vertical and horizontal orientations for holding your phones and tablets. Obviously, they're perfect for sexy cam shows. Oh me? I'm just in the shower washing my hair. What am I wearing? Tehehe -- full body armor obviously you have to be ready for anything. Plus it's conductive so you can still use your devices. What a time to be alive! "I can hear you chewing your cyanide capsule." It'll all be over soon.

Keep going for a couple more shots including one of a sexy cam show in progress.






Thanks to Galactica, who agrees the most important pockets are the ones at the very bottom for when you're just laying in the shower contemplating life for hours on end.

  • GeneralDisorder

    This is perfect for skyping in the shower. Which I assume is a real thing that people other than me have done and would do again.

  • shashi

    you asking or offering?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Definitely one of those.

  • ward00

    This looks like an add for a Prank Pack box

  • PUNX

    wouldn't the steam ruin most devices?

  • Non-aggressive Commentator

    Possibly, I assume it'sun it's a lot of steam entering those pretty pretty small crevices that it wouldn't be an issue . Like if you bring your phone into the bathroom while you're showering the risk is still there .

  • TheQiwiMan

    50 bucks to the first person who gets this as a gift for their grandma, as long as they record her opening it while they explain that it's for video calls while she's in the shower.

  • Draco Basileus

    So if you're watching Netflix, while taking a shower, and peeing at the same time does that mean you've created the "streaming" version of Inception?

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Frédéric Purenne

    So... can someone tell me what I've been doing wrong this whole time? Because I usually clean myself in a shower. Also, it's a perfect time to be alone with my thoughts, away from any screens or people.

    I can't imagine someone having a need to this. A transparent sheet to put over a stand while you take a bath would make more sense.

    EDIT : Just read the article, I just figured out this is a professional tool for livecam porn. Carry on...

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