Old Man Shocked To Find Out He's 98 Years Old

February 9, 2018


Note: Some awesome old man swearing. I suspect he may have been a sailor.

This is a video of Youtuber Pinball Wizard's father finding out how old he really is. Apparently he stopped counting birthdays a long time ago, which must have been a REALLY long time ago because his first guess is that he's 79. Isn't it kind of important to know how old you are? I mean like, for doctors and stuff? He at least knows he was born in 1919, did he never bother doing the math in the last half century? Not that I blame him, I hate subtraction. Also, not to brag or anything, but I'm going to turn 860 this August. "You're not an undead warlock." I AM SO.

Keep going for the video while I practice yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

Thanks to JD, who agrees you're only as old as you feel and I feel dead.

  • Hoopy

    It is well known that the passage of time speeds up the older you get. In grade school 1 year feels like 5 years. When you are 40 years old 5 years passes like 1 or 2 years... I find this topic fascinating. Regardless, I loved the F-bombs he drops at the end of this.

  • shashi

    Correction: Old Man Doesnt know its the year 2018 (i blame the lack of holographic flying sex robots)

  • TheQiwiMan

    In his defense, those are pretty much the exact same words that would be coming out of my mouth too, if I were that old.

  • GeneralDisorder

    My ex asked me how old I was and I'm like "I can't count that high".

    Then she's like "you're 35 now dumbass"... She was wrong though. I'm only 34.

    I sincerely hope I don't live to be 90 but if I do... That's triple the time to forget how math works and stop counting. Hell, I was counting all the way up until I was 24. Then I had a kid and... another... and a divorce.

  • Jason Christopher

    I'm 35 and I already have to think/count when someone asks me how old I am. I just stopped keeping up around 30, I guess.
    I feel like I'm probably an old man on this site, so I'm just gonna go away now... Carry on.

  • Xockszky

    I'm 32 and I'm the same way. I just stopped giving a crap after I turned 30.

  • Jenness

    No shit

  • Ollie Williams

    I think you'd be surprised at the average age of the user base here.

  • bigalosu

    39. Lol.

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  • Talon184

    48......sigh =(

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