"Eight Hours Of Screaming": Video Of Child Going Nuts On An Entire 8-Hour Flight

February 13, 2018


Note: Turn your volume down.

This is a video from an 8-hour flight from Germany to Newark, New Jersey starring a child who apparently ran around screaming almost the entire time. I...I don't know what I would have done. In the videographer's own words while I wish I had a glass of vodka and six Advil just for watching thirty seconds of the video:

Watch as this kid runs and screams throughout the entire flight while the mother does little to nothing to stop him. 3 years old on a 8 hour flight from Germany to Newark NJ. He never quits!

Man, my brain melted multiple times just trying to watch the video and it was only five minutes of the eight hour flight. I'm genuinely surprised the pilot didn't have to make an emergency landing, because there's no way multiple passengers weren't trying to open an emergency exit and take a chance using their tray tables as gliders.

Keep going for the video, and anybody who can make it through the whole thing can send me a self-addressed stamped envelop to receive a patience ribbon.

Thanks to 6602, who's agrees even flying a jetpack with no earmuffs would have been quieter.

  • Miyamoto Musashi

    There is a cored on the plane.. Use it to strangle the kid. 2nd choice when the kid goes around the plane.. punch his face so hard he fainted all they though the flight. Ez.

  • Cheese

    The little cunt needs his head stoving in.

  • rjackparis

    I swear to God this kid had better have been autistic. This shit is unbelievable.

  • Brian Grady

    Noise cancelling headphones. Problem solved. Carry on.

  • SuperFRANK

    I can't imagine sitting through 8 hours of that and then my destination being NJ. The hits just keep coming.

  • Poor mom. She can't leave him in the plane... She has to live with this demonic child.

  • Travis Decker

    Pretty sure 50 years ago these kids were just called assholes and they were beaten into submission. FEAR works.

  • Bling Nye

    Children fearing their parents is about the worst fucking thing imaginable. It's no wonder kids growing up in fear of the ones that are supposed to love and support them results in adults with severe emotional handicaps that then go on to fuck up the rest of the world. What a shitty fucking perspective.

  • Moshugaani

    I was expecting for a full 8-hour video of the flight!

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    No excuse. that kid is most definitely old enough To be expected to behave better. even if the child has some sort of condition, and the mom is exhausted that is still not an excuse for that level of continual shrieking and misbehavior

  • knowbodies

    Then you know nothing about autism disorders (which, granted, this may not be, but it seems quite likely). I suspect the poor mother was mortified but her typical tools to calm her child didn't work.

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    I actually know quite a bit about autism. Such as the fact that autism is usually not diagnosed until around 3 or later. Also, his desire to be in the middle of the group and and the center of sounds does not fit with most autistic children. Actually, given my work with special-needs children, and my friends who have special needs children, as well as working with kids who are just spoiled little brats whose parents do nothing to discipline them I would say everything about this little boy's behavior is more in the latter category than it even remotely suggests autism

  • SendThemBack

    This is the real reason why guns aren't allowed on planes.

  • CountOrlock

    Why did the flight crew not work to calm the child down? I work on these aircraft, they have kids movies, games, the flight crew will usually bring coloring books and crayons on for kids. Snacks can be given something to keep him occupied, hell a pilot can come out and speak with him, talk to him about the plane.

  • jbaustx

    After 30 minutes I would have gone outside and walked the rest of the way ...

  • typowned

    I'm more upset about that lightning adapter needed to use headphones. Apple can go to hell for that bullshit.

    Now to the kid. Pretty sure this is why belts were invented. Well that and to keep pants from falling down or to show off that righteous belt buckle. Mine is shaped like Texas. I live in Wisconsin.

  • Closet Nerd

    [sticks out foot and trips kid as he runs through the aisle]

  • Cheese

    Then stomps on kid repeatedly.

  • ShadowGryphon

    Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

  • Bosun Higgs

    Parents, such displays are a reflection on you.

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