Wow: Woman 'Plays' Star Wars Imperial March And Cantina Song By Writing Math Formulas

January 11, 2018

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Note: Volume up or this will make no sense. And even with the volume up it barely does.

This is a video of Youtuber Dani Ochoa performing the Star Wars Imperial March and Cantina Song with a pencil by writing formulas on a piece of paper. How about that! Who even comes up with this stuff? "Dani Ochoa." Good answer. Also, do those equations mean anything? Are they the key to unlocking the mysteries of the Star Wars universe? Because I suck at math but I tried solving them anyways and the only answer I could come up with was 'Tauntaun Stew.' Does that mean anything to anybody? "Maybe to a wampa." HIYO! I don't get it I've never seen the movies.

Keep going for the videos, including one of the Cantina Song with the actual music on top of it.

Thanks to Jessica SB and Lannice, who agree she needs to do Free Bird next.

  • Whilst, undeniably, clever and very cute, the whole maths part was pointless.
    You could rub pretty much any two things together for a similar effect.

  • Ollie Williams

    Even penises and vaginas?

  • Richard H Sanford

    Indeed. While this was an exercise in cadence, I'd hardly call it "played", as in "music". Sorry. =\

  • Jenness

    Very creative and I'm curious (since I suck at math)....does the math check out?

  • Irina Abramovich

    While these equations *might* mean something (doubtful). I'm pretty sure it is just gobbledygook. If you solved for "A" in the cantina song the numbers would be the same junk rearranged.

  • Irina Abramovich

    heck yeah... I'm brilliant at math... that means that if God is Omega 0 then everything in this song is sponsored by God and is, therefore, perfect.

    <3 Thomas

    IBIS RULES THE HARVARD LAMPOON!!!!=) I rule the planet!!!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    I don't remember this song from star trek?

  • How do you have three upvotes, and two of them are from the same account? I assume the third is also another account you've created.

    REALLY trying to make yourself known around here... I still think its a few years out before you get invited to the annual sex party GW throws for the top commenters.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Hey— I’ve been reading Geekologie for over ten years now!!! I’ll invite him to my sex party with furries— he used to have a dog so I think he’d be interested!!=)

    Happy TGIF tomorrow, TheCureForHope!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Sleep tight!!=)
    Irina: See you tomorrow!!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    STAR TREK IS MY LEAST FAVORITE TV SHOW BECAUSE IT FEATURES PEOPLE WEARING FAKE GLASSES. MY GLASSES ARE FROM LACOSTE AND ARE GREEN. HECK YEAH.... I'M BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!

    BLOT RULES THE UNIVERSE!!!

    <3 THOMAS

  • TheQiwiMan

    Pretty sure this is the nerdiest smile I've ever worn.

    Best one to watch is the 3rd one with the music playing over the video.

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  • Irina Abramovich

    1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm the funnest person ever, especially on first dates with Hubree!!!!=)=)=) HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    <3 Thomas

  • Irina Abramovich

    I'm dumb LOL! Hubree is a gay frog.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Heck no... FYI -- I AM BRILLIANT AND HUBREE IS MY GAY KITTEN -- HE IS THE NUMBER #1 L33T KITTEN -- Although, I had a gay frog a few summers ago who died in my Lucky Charms cereal box!!!!=)

    Jester RULES the Planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=)=)=)

    <3 Thomas

  • Jason Christopher

    I dislike you so, so much.

  • The_Wretched

    Flag it for harassment (of afterrooster's wife and maybe hubree) and then block.

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