Whoa: A Jellyfish That Looks Like A Firework Explosion

January 8, 2018


This is a video from the Hercules ROV (remotely operated underwater vehicle) being guided by a research team aboard the the E/V (exploration vehicle) Nautilus off the coast of Mexico filming a deep sea Halitrephes maasi jellyfish that looks like an honest-to-God firework explosion. WIthout any light though it would actually be almost entirely transparent, it just looks like a firework thanks to the reflection of the rover's lights off the creature's radial canals and tentacles. Crazy, right? You know, Mother Nature, as much shit as I talk, sometimes you really are alright. "Anal spiders." Um, what? "Nothing, nothing -- just brainstorming." YOU FILTHY BILGE HAG.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Lucinda, who agrees in the case of almost everything, under the sea creatures did it first.

  • Ollie Williams

    Nature is amazing.

  • Looks like an eyeball.

  • Irina Abramovich


    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat her eyeballs are covered in liquid butter from eating so much. SHE IS SOOO BEAUTIFUL AND FULL-FIGURED SHE IS A MODEL FOR PLUS SIZES AT NORDSTROM!!!=) I WANTED TO MEET HER ONCE AT THE WEDDING FAIR IN THE PLUS SIZES BUT I WAS TOO BUSY THROWING UP THAT DAY!!!!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You are a perfect #1 Kitten twin for me and you look MONEY in my size 0 clothes. You're like a God to all the forest creatures -- the elves, the faeries, the berries and the Wizard and also to Frito and Dorito and ME - God!!!=) Hi -- Hubree -- You're a tiny, sweet, kitten -- I love you! -- From Thomas!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Congrats on me weighing 91 lbs. this morning-- We can plan to flirt with bartenders in Mexico now that I'm skinny and feeling up to it -- although afterooster's wife is a WHOPPING 900 lbs. and is still a beast in bed and feels sexual ALL of the time!=)

  • Wut

  • TheQiwiMan

    Amazing. Deep sea creatures really are aliens.

  • The_Wretched


  • Jenness

    "WIthout any light though it would actually be almost entirely transparent" so basically you'd have no idea you were about to die writhing in pain - that's not scary.

  • Irina Abramovich


    You are exactly right about being a lesbian for afterooster's wife. It's like every post you write has to do with showing your boobs to afterooster's wife. Keep it up! I like your posts more than many others -- BUT NOT BECAUSE OF THE LESBIAN SLANT!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're a sweet, sugary, little, Brown/White Knight Kitten and you look cute in gay 1980's underwear and tights for boys and American Apparel T-Shirts. See you -----------------------------------------------------NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Irina: How'd you like the Minnesota State Bar CLE course on the Webinar now? Pretty cool!=)

  • Bling Nye

    That reminds me, the human race could benefit from such a kind of predation... I'm thinking we could adapt jellyfish to air, maybe use a gas bladder for buoyancy; the gas could be a byproduct of their metabolism... Soon the silent floating painful death could be found in the parking lot between your car and the WalMart entrance...

  • Irina Abramovich

    Bling Nye,

    I wonder if a jellyfish could adapt to being my daughter -- that would be sooo cute at like Sea World!!!

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Let's get married and having a whole group of our furry, kitten friends join us at the ORGY for Friends of God!=)=)=)
    Irina: You're welcome to be a guest at my home, especially, when I'm throwing up, EVERY DAY!=)

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