What The Hell Was That?: A Bunch Of Kids Trying To Vape A Wii Remote At A College Party

January 18, 2018


Because not everybody is destined to pass freshman year, this is a video of a bunch of college students at a house party trying to vape out of the Wii Remote a girl offers them, presumably after telling them it's filled with Tide Pods. Obviously, our future has never looked so bright. "What are you talking about?" The sun. "What about it?" We should shoot ourselves straight into it.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Tony, who agrees it probably didn't work because she didn't have the wrist-strap on.

  • feedjesse@yahoo.com

    That's how STD's spread so quickly - everyone sucking on the same console remote.

  • paperboy

    This is what passes for humor now. Thanks, internet.

  • Bling Nye

    Making fools of people has been what passes for humor since Thok convinced Gork that the red rock he found was an edible berry.

    Gork chipped a tooth and Thok laughed his ass off. Gork eventually saw the humor in it and together they convinced others to try the same rock and laughed at each chipped tooth.

    Eventually word spread of their shenanigans and they were cast out of the nomadic tribe, having to make their own way together in the world, until Gork eventually killed Thok in his sleep with a large rock to the face; Thok kept taking advantage of Gork's trusting nature see, until Gork had had enough.

    Gork later threw himself off a cliff in a depressive lonely funk, but took four days to die of dehydration, immobilized with nearly every bone in his body broken.

    He was eaten by scavengers, one of which--a carrion bird--had once shit directly into Thok's upturned mouth 2 years prior as Thok looked up at the birds in response to Gork's pointing them out to him. Gork laughed.

  • shashi

    Sophocles would be proud

  • Chris Clark

    It's always good to see that we're raising a generation of morons.... we need to start letting Darwinism take its course.

  • digidude

    It's just too easy to point out "morons" and "its course."

  • Bling Nye

    ... I might be high, but what's wrong with "morons" and "its course" ...? Morons is spelled correctly and "its" is appropriate, it's not "it's" ... or maybe I'm not high enough... fuck I don't even know anymore.

  • Fartbutt

    This is the best prank of the universe. Their faces and reactions are so real it's beautiful

  • TheQiwiMan

    Nice try, Twitter. Introducing a vertical video player makes vertical video less of a sin, but that's like including a vial of ipecac in every box of Tide Pods to help the morons who eat them throw it up afterwards. It's still retarded and doesn't fix the original problem.

  • FearlessFarris

    Devil's advocate: when taking videos which are a series of portraits, wouldn't portrait orientation be the more appropriate format?

  • TheQiwiMan

    I love it when you talk dirty.

  • rhartness

    What we need are square phones that only make square videos. Then, everyone loses no matter how you film it!

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I wonder if the uploader feels any bit superior to them, wondering from the fact that he made a vertical video...

  • Bling Nye

    Honestly, I think in this case it's actually appropriate since this way you can see the whole remote including the hand shoving it in their faces.

    One (only) other time I thought vertical video was appropriate involved a large snake climbing a tree, as I recall.

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