Smooth: Fare-Dodger At London Underground Station Gets Wiener Stuck Between Ticket Barriers

January 3, 2018


A would-be fare-dodger at the London Underground's Covent Garden station apparently got his penis stuck between two ticket barriers, and required police assistance to be freed. When I first read the story I thought to myself, 'Come on, there's no way it was actually his penis,' but then I watched the video, and he's definitely screaming like it's his penis. Probably even some ball too.

A large crowd gathered as British Transport Police officers and station staff helped to free him and one man filmed the incident.

He was trapped between the ticket barriers for at least two minutes.

At one point, a bystander could be heard saying: "Butter him up, butter him up."

Once freed, the man hugged a police officer and a passer-by who had stopped to help.

Admittedly, not a bad way to help stop fare-dodgers. You get your penis stuck in a ticket barrier once, and I doubt you're ever going to risk it again. That is a LIFE LESSON. Kind of like the guy who had to go to the ER carrying a vacuum cleaner with the hose attachment still down his pants. Do you think he ever tried that again? "Well, did you?" VERY FUNNY. And yes, I don't learn lessons.

Keep going for the screaming in agony video.

Thanks to Twumpybum, who agrees if you're going to try jumping a ticket barrier, at least tape your penis over your shoulder like me first.

  • Perpetual Pizza

    On purpose? It has to be.

  • Kaizer Chief

    Of course no one would just touch their card on the reader to open the gates... Justice, innit

  • Fartbutt

    He sure dodged that one, karma is real

  • WhiteEagle2

    I need a drawing of how this happened. Like was his dick out? or was he wearing loose enough pants that it pinched through fabric?

  • Maybe he's just a big boy...

  • WhiteEagle2

    That was a risky click. Not disappointed though.

  • I'm a good girl... mostly.

  • Bling Nye

    What a dick.

  • The_Wretched

    not any more

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is the perfect article to share right after the previous one.

    Well played, GW. Well played.

  • Doog
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