Robotic Exotic Dancers Make Debut At Las Vegas Gentlemen's Club

January 29, 2018

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Two robotic exotic dancers (previously seen here), seriously named #R2DoubleD and #TripleCPU, made their strip club debut at the Sapphire Gentlemen's Club in Las Vegas earlier this month during CES 2018. No word if they garnered any tips besides, "Get off the stage and back on the assembly line!"

A rep for the club tells Metro that the robots will be "set up on stage and electronically gyrate/dance around the pole, during which human entertainers will also be performing normally around them."

That sounds like a terrible time. I don't care how good the buffet might have been, I would not have payed money to see that. And if I had accidentally paid money to see that I would definitely demand a refund, which they blatantly refused before kicking me out.

Keep going for a video demonstration of all the opposite of fun to be had. Note: video contains some human footage too so might not be suitable for work.

Thanks to Thaylor H, who clearly knows what I like and still sent me this anyway.

  • Jenness

    I love how the video showed up close shots of the robot crotches pumping back and forth because I guess the videographer thought that was the sexiest part.

  • shashi

    "but we dont sell cars here"
    YOUR AD SAID 'FREE LIMO' DAMMIT!!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • Talon184

    But do they need an oil change after every 3,000 lap dances?

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    um yeah .... this is really dumb idea. Where will all the girls with daddy issues go?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Someone has a catastrophic misunderstanding of why people go to strip clubs...

  • The_Wretched

    You're right. the tatas are not bodacious enough.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I pay to see jiggling FLESH bags, not hypnotically gyrating metal pistons.

    This kinda crap is what happens when you put your asexual 13 year old non-binary Feminist nephew in charge of promoting your strip club.

    Robots are cool, strip clubs are cool, put them together and it ruins both, like throwing a pizza into a hot tub.

    BOOO. Good day, sir.

    I SAID GOOD DAY.

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