Real Products That Exist: A Fancy Bag For Carrying Around Your 27-Inch iMac

January 31, 2018


This is the $77 leather and wool Lavolta Carrying Case Bag for 27-inch Apple iMacs, so you can carry your giant computer around with you IN STYLE. Laptops? Never heard of them! Obviously, I just bought one and plan on posting up at Starbucks for the day. Excuse me, but do you mind if I sit next to you? I need to be near an electrical outlet. "I'm sorry sir, but you can't be behind the counter." I PAID FOR THIS LATTE.

Keep going for a couple more shots in case you're still on the fence about whether this is the right iMac bag for you.





Thanks to Nicholas C, who agrees you should probably carry your iMac around in a garbage bag so nobody thinks it's something worth stealing. That's what I do with all my valuables (plus wear a shabby coat and rub dirt on my face).

  • Zoidbert

    Had a similar one -- iLugger? -- when I started my business and all I had was an older iMac. The iLugger (which covered it completely and cushioned it) helped me build my business, and eventually get a portable.

    But this ugly, non-protective thing? No; not this. This is "pay attention to me" country.

  • Jenness

    They only need this on the other shoulder to make their twatnozzle ensemble complete:

  • MaidoMaido

    Panera Bread iMac Guy has been waiting for years

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    This is gay as fuck.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yeah. 27 is such a homosexual number. 30 is where it's at.

  • Munihausen

    Not that there's anything wrong with that...

  • FearlessFarris

    OF COURSE it includes a cut-out to show the Apple logo.

  • Munihausen

    Obviously, you wouldn't want anyone to get confused that another manufacturer would make such an unwieldy monstrosity.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Huh. Never thought you could look douchier than when you're wearing a Bluetooth.

    I was wrong.

  • PUNX

    idk. almost all the apple product owners I know are pretty douchey.

  • Munihausen

    I usually have my Bluetooth in while driving my BMW and sipping my grande skinny vanilla latte.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    muggers rejoice

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Great, now people are going plop this out in coffee shops everywhere...

  • Shaun9lives

    I know you're joking, but I've legitimately seen people at my local Barnes and Noble with 24" iMacs and full tower PCs with dual display plopped on tiny tables at the Starbucks like it's their damned office.

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