Man Carves Snow DeLorean In Street, Confuses Police

January 19, 2018

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"Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
"Obviously not 88."
"Very funny, OUT OF THE CAR."

These are several shots of the illegally parked snow DeLorean that Canadian Simon Laprise spent four hours carving on his street in Montreal. That is time well spent. Simon originally carved the vehicle to confuse snow-plow operators, but the police eventually showed up to ticket the car before realizing it wasn't an actual vehicle. What finally tipped them off is beyond me, but hopefully it was trying to slide across the hood Dukes Of Hazzard style.

The police apparently enjoyed the prank, writing in a ticket to Laprise in French that read, 'You made our evening.'


While he managed to play a prank on the cops, Larprise said it wasn't meant for them - it was meant to confuse snow removal crews.

He said the 'car' was eventually destroyed by a snow plow.

But what if there really had been something in the snow pile? Because this kinda reminds me of when I was growing up and my neighbor put cinderblocks in the leaf piles he'd just raked to teach me and my brother a lesson about jumping in them. "Why are you rubbing your leg?" Oh, you know, just a couple metal rods and nine screws.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Hans, for reminding me of the time a snowplow took out my mailbox and pushed it four blocks, which I blamed for never getting my sister's Save The Date and missing her wedding.

  • David Gabel

    He shoudl've added some wheel arches and maybe a spot or two of what looked like a wheel. it's too flat on the sides to look real. Other than that, it's a heck of a job to get it to stay in one piece.

  • The_Wretched

    While it's fake, someone might have been inside it, just chillin'. Good thing noone was hurt when it was plowed.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Canadian cops at least have a sense of humor. There'd be a SWAT team kicking in doors around here for that one.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Where do you live?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    'Murica. And before you (or anyone else) behave like you have Asperger's and try to explain how that's simply not true, just let me go ahead and explain that this is something we call "hyperbole." It's an intentional exaggeration meant to place a comedic image into your imagination, because obviously the concept of cops kicking in doors and using high-powered weapons for something that's a non-threat is not the standard operating procedure.

    What's more likely is that some busybody in some low-level government position would try to create some new ordinance that would fine people heavily for doing such a thing.

  • Megatron Jenkins

    I live in the same country, although since I'm an Alaskan, I like to pretend we're better than most Outsiders, because, mostly, we are. Oh, and I fucking HATE Sarah Palin, for the record, she and her clan of idiots is Not a good representation of my beloved home.
    I have a good idea what you mean, brother.
    I figured you live in America, I should have asked Where, apologies

  • John Jones

    dear god y'all
    its a toyota supra....

  • netloco

    not a delorean... looks more like an AE86

  • GeneralDisorder

    Some fucking Inspector Gagdet shit...

  • Sayahh

    Some have said that it looks more like a Mitsubishi Starion. I thought it looked a bit like a Camaro or Firebird but the pillar is wrong.

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  • TheQiwiMan

    "How.... how do I.... ticket... this...?"

    FUN FACT: "Police Officer" is one of the only professions where having too high of an IQ disqualifies you for the position.

    (Think I'm kidding? http://abcnews.go.com/US/co... )

  • Ryan D.

    You do realize that New York (in your article) and and Montreal (this post) are in two different countries right? Like one is in the US and the other is in Canada, which is, you know, kinda, sorta, not the US............

  • GeneralDisorder

    That fact isn't fun at all.

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