Finally, A Decent Night-Time Toilet Bowl Projector With Emojis

January 17, 2018


Trying to find the toilet in the dark: it's hard and sometimes you accidentally find your hamper instead. Enter the $23 for two Illumibowl Everyday Emoji Projector. The motion-activated projector illuminates your toilet bowl with a rose, clown fish, bow and arrow target or poop emoji so you don't have to turn the light on to pee at night. Plus it's going to be super hilarious when I prank my roommate by clipping it to his laptop instead.

Keep going for a couple more product shots.


Thanks to Eric The Machine, who better not be some kind of killer robot sent to infiltrate the Geekologie tip line.

  • Doog

    Pro Tip (for night time bathroom use): If your eyes are already adjusted to the dark close one eye and keep it closed the entire time you have the bathroom light on. Then once you turn the light off switch which eye is open and your eye will have maintained the 'night vision'.

    Warning: Having both eyes open after turning the light off can make you feel dizzy/disoriented.

  • Jenness

    Who would really put a poop or bullseye emoji in this? I can get the cute rose or fish but not the others.

  • James Mcelroy

    maybe it could play a movie clip of like bubbling water with eyeballs popping up, like from Indiana Jones and the temple of doom.

  • Jenness

    Ewwww. What about just cool blue water ripples and soothing music so make everything go nice and gentle.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Gawddamn I love the quirks of Capitalism.

  • Tom

    If it makes economic sense, it doesn't have to make any other kind of sense.

  • TheQiwiMan

    And it's failures are hilarious! (As opposed to the hellish nightmare failures of other economic models...)

  • James Mcelroy

    can you hack it to show, idk, crazy nick cage face (aka nick cage face)?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Nothing is impossible to he who is pure in heart with a dream in their soul.


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