Dog Breaks Up Two Would-Be Mating Lions

January 12, 2018


This is a short video of a dog breaking up two lions who wanted to do the nasty. Or at least that's what the video says, they didn't look particularly amorous to me and I have a radar for these things (also: all-you-can-eat buffets). Besides, what do you care if two lions do a little sub-Saharan smashing? It's not like you were going to mate with one of them. Right? You weren't going to try mating with one of them, right? *woof!* Dions -- are you being serious?!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to becca, who agrees nobody likes being interrupted when they're feeling romantic.

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon

    What about the herd in the background? Instead of interrupting big-cat-sexy-time, wouldn't it make more sense that he's protecting the herd?

  • GeneralDisorder

    The more cat videos I watch the more I think cats are stupid.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm a clean whore...

  • "Suicidal dog is an asshole to lions"

  • TheQiwiMan

    Cock* Blocked

    *Cocker Spaniel

  • Octo

    That's one way to win the eternal dogs vs cats war...stop them from breeding.

  • PUNX

    maybe they wanted to after the dog attach. you know how it is to do it after an adrenaline rush. before it was like the were just out for a stroll

  • Jenness

    So you think they will bond after their dramatic confrontation with the dog? "Lion, are you ok - he didn't hurt you did he?" *Lion realizes an opportunity has opened up* "Of course not Lioness, I love that you worry about me - me who exists just to protect and love you." *Lion holds in his laughter since he actually slept with Lioness' sister earlier that week* "Oh Lion! You're my hero!!" bow chicka bow wowwww roarrr roarrrrr

  • James Mcelroy

    that dog might not have wanted to mate with them, but it definitely had some huge balls.

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  • Irina Abramovich

    That dog is a complete boner killer -- I, for sure, thought the video would be of a threesome with two lions and a dog, but I guess the dog was saving herself for Christ.

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Why does it have to be so cold in Minnesota? Thanks for planning for the weather to be nicer soon, like right now!=)=)=)
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  • Irina Abramovich

    Just kidding, the dog is an atheist. Hubree is dumb and ugly.

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