Dog Breaks Up Two Would-Be Mating Lions

January 12, 2018


This is a short video of a dog breaking up two lions who wanted to do the nasty. Or at least that's what the video says, they didn't look particularly amorous to me and I have a radar for these things (also: all-you-can-eat buffets). Besides, what do you care if two lions do a little sub-Saharan smashing? It's not like you were going to mate with one of them. Right? You weren't going to try mating with one of them, right? *woof!* Dions -- are you being serious?!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to becca, who agrees nobody likes being interrupted when they're feeling romantic.

  • SmokeThatSkinWagon

    What about the herd in the background? Instead of interrupting big-cat-sexy-time, wouldn't it make more sense that he's protecting the herd?

  • GeneralDisorder

    The more cat videos I watch the more I think cats are stupid.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm a clean whore...

  • "Suicidal dog is an asshole to lions"

  • TheQiwiMan

    Cock* Blocked

    *Cocker Spaniel

  • Octo

    That's one way to win the eternal dogs vs cats war...stop them from breeding.

  • PUNX

    maybe they wanted to after the dog attach. you know how it is to do it after an adrenaline rush. before it was like the were just out for a stroll

  • Jenness

    So you think they will bond after their dramatic confrontation with the dog? "Lion, are you ok - he didn't hurt you did he?" *Lion realizes an opportunity has opened up* "Of course not Lioness, I love that you worry about me - me who exists just to protect and love you." *Lion holds in his laughter since he actually slept with Lioness' sister earlier that week* "Oh Lion! You're my hero!!" bow chicka bow wowwww roarrr roarrrrr

  • James Mcelroy

    that dog might not have wanted to mate with them, but it definitely had some huge balls.

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  • Irina Abramovich

    That dog is a complete boner killer -- I, for sure, thought the video would be of a threesome with two lions and a dog, but I guess the dog was saving herself for Christ.

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Why does it have to be so cold in Minnesota? Thanks for planning for the weather to be nicer soon, like right now!=)=)=)
    Irina: Fish sandwich thrown up! High-five!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    Just kidding, the dog is an atheist. Hubree is dumb and ugly.

  • Irina Abramovich

    It's obvious from the angles that the dog ran toward the light in the sky to be with God after saving two lions from engaging in an unwedded sexual tryst. It's courage and honor will be DELETED DELETED DELETED!!!!! -- two lions wanting to having sex like people is UNSEEN.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're a 33rd degree Freemason!=) Wheee! That's fun! See you at the next meeting!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Happy minus 4 degrees outside! I feel like throwing away roadkill from the backyard -- you?=)

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