Dare To Dream: Man Sets World Record For Juggling Most Samurai Swords

January 29, 2018

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This is a Guinness World Record video of juggler Josh Horton setting the record for most katanas juggled at once, which surprisingly wasn't set at 'any without loss of limb or dying.' Josh managed to keep four katanas in the air long enough to be crowned world record holder, as well as be offered a very prestigious AND LUCRATIVE position in my traveling circus. Well -- what do you say, Josh? "You're driving from town to town in an old 1985 Chevy Astro van." No, YOU'RE driving from town to town in an old 1985 Chevy Astro van, I've been drinking.

Keep going for the video, which I suspect would not have possible without the training of Master Splinter.

Thanks to Ram, who could do do five easy. AND two ninja stars.

  • Joebags !

    Ok... so he doesn't cut his arm off.... thanks for the spoiler alert 2 seconds in.

  • Meh

    Good thing he just used chinese fake swords for this ridiculous stunt.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm about half sure that the etching on the blade said "stainless pakistan".

  • Jan Bergström

    "During a battle in about 603 BC between the states of Chu and Song, Xiong Yiliao stepped out between the armies and juggled nine balls, which so amazed the Song troops that all five hundred of them turned and fled, allowing the Chu army to win a complete victory."

  • Doog

    Now do it on a unicycle!

  • TheQiwiMan

    Humans are awesome, silly creatures.

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