This is the No Fumble Fanny Pack developed by dip brand Heluva Good. It has compartments for chips, dip, and a cold beverage. It also has suspenders for maximum support. So, quick question: is it cool to hit up another bro's dip or what? Because it's awfully close to the crotch. I'm asking for a friend who doesn't wanna send his bros mixed signals. I know I'd be confused if somebody lunged at my wiener with a Tostito. "Um, what?" I'm a Doritos man!
Keep going for a video. Also, if you really need a fanny pack so your chips and dip are never too far away you may have a problem. A -- wait for it -- addiption. "Take the cool guy shades off." Never!
Thanks to Marcus O, for reminding me to Amazon Prime one of those beer guzzling helmets so it's here before the big game. I lost my last one at a monster truck rally.