A Super Bowl Inspired Fanny Pack With Compartments For Chips, Dip, And Beer

January 30, 2018

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This is the No Fumble Fanny Pack developed by dip brand Heluva Good. It has compartments for chips, dip, and a cold beverage. It also has suspenders for maximum support. So, quick question: is it cool to hit up another bro's dip or what? Because it's awfully close to the crotch. I'm asking for a friend who doesn't wanna send his bros mixed signals. I know I'd be confused if somebody lunged at my wiener with a Tostito. "Um, what?" I'm a Doritos man!

Keep going for a video. Also, if you really need a fanny pack so your chips and dip are never too far away you may have a problem. A -- wait for it -- addiption. "Take the cool guy shades off." Never!

Thanks to Marcus O, for reminding me to Amazon Prime one of those beer guzzling helmets so it's here before the big game. I lost my last one at a monster truck rally.

  • The_Wretched

    Does it count as a fanny pack if the fanny is still accessible while you wear it?

  • Talon184

    Nothing I can think of to say would be funnier than t his product itself.

    Just gonna walk away...

  • TheQiwiMan

    I predict that exactly zero people will buy these. (Excluding the pity-buys from the family and friends of the dude who invented it)

  • Shaun9lives

    "Unfortunately, these No Fumble Fanny Packs aren’t being sold in stores. Instead, the only way to get one is to enter a sweepstakes via the Heluva Good website. The company is giving out one fanny pack a day every day until the Super Bowl."

    So you're correct.

  • Mark

    My guess is that the people in the picture are them. :-D

  • Draco Basileus

    Is there a pocket to stuff one's pride into?

  • Mark

    First: Those are not overalls, they are suspenders.

    Second: The girl on the right obviously beamed down from the Enterprise,but I want to know why she is laughing and where is the guy with the "red shirt"? Or is that why she is laughing and celebrating?

  • Geekologie

    I said suspenders and you can't prove i didnt'

  • Mark

    By gosh Osh Kosh, I guess you're right!

  • Irina Abramovich

    1stttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!=)

    I'm enjoying the fine dining of Buca's on Super Bowl Sunday and then I'm punting my brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree, you're a perfect, sweet, angel kitten sent with love from the White God Above!!!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Thanks for being a perfect ANA-BUDDY!!!=)

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