A Machine Specifically Made For Trimming Shrubs Into Perfectly Round Spheres

January 18, 2018


Balls: they're a popular shape. Enter an entirely too long video demonstration of the RAP 10 trimmer from Orlandi, a gas-powered trimmer very specifically designed to trim shrubs into perfectly round little spheres. I can't imagine they do a lot of high-volume sales. Me? I don't like my shrubs perfectly round, I like them to have PERSONALITY. "They're all dried up and dead." They all had adventurous personalities and paid the ultimate price. "You didn't water them." I went on vacation, okay?!

Keep going for the video while I try to convince my roommate to let me give him a haircut with one of these.

Thanks to Clint, who recognized a quality product when he sees one.

  • John Lobert

    I'm with you. Why would anyone want to do this to their shrubs?

  • Beard

    For the love of God. Skip to 3:07. That's when he finally turns on the machine. unless, of course, you /want/ to watch him make little adjustments to his machine and belt to Flight of the Valkyries. To each his/her own.

  • The_Wretched

    Best watch where you're going. It looks like you'll get perfectly round feet too if you trip backwards.

  • The_Wretched

    So can I get a haircut with one of these?

  • TheQiwiMan

    Are you GW's roommate?

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  • Draco Basileus

    Looks like the perfect addition to my manscaping accessories.

  • Bling Nye

    You'll need two of course, one for each ball, unless you're some kind of pleb that trims their gigantic balls one at a time.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I trim my balls at the same time I'm trimming the bushes in my front yard -- two birds in the bush is one in the hand!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: My bulimia mouth marks are going away thanks to your wizard magic -- next up is my herpes! JK!!!=) You're a little, kitten baby with giant earmuffs on for the winter.=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's go swimsuit shopping with Mom soon for the Mexico vacation!!!=)

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