Yikes: Chalkboard Tries To Attack Professor At German University

December 12, 2017

This is a video of a massive chalkboard suddenly plummeting like an elevator while a German professor is trying to teach. I think it may have thought it was a guillotine for a second. Thankfully, the professor's cat-like reflexes prevented him from having to learn to write with his other hand. My reflexes? My reflexes are the opposite of cat-like. Watch -- punch me in the stomach. Well, what are you waiting for -- bring it! "I already did." Haha, what?

Keep going for the whole video, although the action is right at the beginning. The rest is just the professor trying to play it off like he didn't just produce a pantload of scheiße. Also why does my stomach hurt all of a sudden?

Thanks to McAce, who's convinced the blackboard was booby-trapped by a failing student the same way an understudy might try to drop a stage light on an actor to steal their role.

  • Douchy McDouche

    Any word on whether Germans have declared holocaust on all chalkboards?

  • JJtoob

    Achtung!!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Is anyone else wondering why the board was sliding up before it fell? I'm not well versed in blackboardmagic fuckery.

  • JJtoob

    Not sure if serious, but the front board works similar to a car's power window. The teacher was ready to start on the second board when the first decided to give. I believe some universities have those, but I never made it that far.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Yeah. I was serious. I've only ever seen movable blackboards that were moved by hand. I didn't see the electronics on the right.

  • Matt

    is wow a german word?

  • Douchy McDouche

    I bet it would blow your mind to find out that the english language originated from German barbarians.

  • Draco Basileus

    I'll "chalk" this one up to the room being "board" by the presentation.

  • Jenness

    I blame Merkel

  • Bling Nye

    German professor, but I'm just going to assume he's teaching in Russia, so I can say, In Soviet Russia, chalkboard erases you!

  • Douchy McDouche

    In Nazi Germany, chalkboard oppresses you.

  • MustacheHam

    When chalkboards go rogue and attack.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    I can't help but feel this is somehow a commentary on contemporary race relations.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Awww it stuttered a bit before falling. Totally ruined the element of surprise, chalkboard! You gotta just commit, brother!

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