Pinball!: Tractor Trailer Driver Delivers World's Worst Parking Lesson

December 19, 2017

This is a video of a Piggly Wiggly food truck driver repeatedly trying to back up between two other parked shipping containers. He can't do it. For the life of him, he just can't. It seems like he really has something against that truck load on the right because he plows into it several times. Then he backs all the way into the loading dock, denting the back of his own truck and losing half his shipment (why the hell was the back of your truck open? Please tell me you didn't drive all the way there like that even though I know you did). The only thing missing from the video is the Benny Hill chase music, which I also embedded that so you can listen to it while you watch (I recommend watching at 2X speed). Man, I remember Piggly Wiggly was THE supermarket when I was growing up in Alabama. Did you know Piggly Wiggly was the first grocery store to implement checkout lanes, price-marking every item, and offering shopping carts (buggies) for customers to use? Because they were. Of course if you mention a Piggly Wiggly to anyone who didn't grow up around them they just laugh and assume you're some sort of untamed backwoods yokel, which, for the record, you probably are.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Terrance, who agrees first days on the job can be rough.

  • TheQiwiMan


  • Draco Basileus

    This Little Piggly Wiggly went "Fuck It!"

  • GeneralDisorder

    Little pig, little pig, let me in!

  • Ben Stone

    Typically drivers open the trailer doors before docking, since smaller dock door openings prevent the doors from swinging open. (trailers with roll up doors don't have this issue)

  • Irina Abramovich

    Ben Stone,

    Afterooster's wife is a fat cunt made out of delayed parts of a dead, decomposing corpse made out of fat shit found in a ditch behind a BAR for VETERANS. I'd have sex with her and THEN marry her, she is a NICE HUMAN and she has a great personality.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: YOU ARE NUMBER 1!!!! HAXZ0R and L33T IRISH BABY KITTEN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!=)=)=) I love you kitten ears and every other part of your body. TEXT ME THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT A RIDE TO DISNEYLAND WITH OUR TINY MOUSE FRIEND!!! OK OK?

  • Irina Abramovich


    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife stuff ten million gallons of olive oil into her furry vagina and then tried to park her tiny car into afterooster's butt but then did a U-turn and drove to McDonald's to eat 10 burgers in 5 minutes and then pooped them out in the McDonald's in a record 30 seconds!!!!=) She ended up losing 4 lbs., but later gained 10 billion pounds after having food sex with afterooster.=) Afterooster's wife sucks out meatballs and spaghettis out of afterooster's oven with a big straw and then blows them out onto afterooster's balls and then their children gain weight ONLY from watching the story on the camcorder and also the story is broadcasted on their TVs and the whole family then watches the Pr0n.=) Why not invite everyone on Geekologie to your next meatball and spaghetti dinner?????????????????????!!!!!

    <3 Thomas


    Hubree: You are the most famous kitten in the WHOLE WHITE WORLD!!!=) You are the ONE TRUE GOD to worship.=)=)=) God and Saint Thomas love you unconditionally and omnipotently.=)
    Irina: You are a fun best friend -- let's celebrate Christmas at the Theater!!=)

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    this guy had to be drunk

  • Bling Nye

    Drunk on amphetamines maybe.

  • John

    Please explain how one becomes "drunk" from consuming a substance that enhances attention and promotes alertness and wakefulness?

    Oh whats that now? You can't?? Yeah, I know you can't. You're so ignorant and grammatically inadequate you can't even properly reference the drug you're spreading misinformation about. Its not amphetamine"s", there is no "s" at the end. Do you snort "cocaines" or smoke "marijuanas"..? No, you wouldn't say that shit, because if you did, you would sound like an empty-headed moron running your mouth about shit you:

    - not only know nothing about, but also

    - don't even know what to call it.

  • Bling Nye

    Thanks for the laugh, holy shit. Are you really that dense? There's a slew of drugs that contain amphetamine and they are called "amphetamines"... Not to mention the word use of "drunk" was in jest as it was in response to someone saying the driver was drunk.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Bling Nye:

    I love amphetamines!!!!!=) BLUE ==> WHITE ==> GREEN ALL DAY LONG!!! I want to stay at a beach all day long -- drink beers, read the Harvard Lampoon and go swimming in my XS bikini.=) I once saw afterooster's wife have sex with a sandwich shaped like a big Bling Nye -- she said that he was fat and juicy enough to want to eat as a sandwich and that Bling tastes yummy with barbecue sauce.

    Bling Nye: Will you marry a girl with long hair or do you think it's too much maintenance to marry a model?

    <3 Thomas

    Thomas: You are MY GOD!!!=)=)=) I love #1 Kitten -- THOMASTE -- YOU ARE A PERFECT CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE and I will love you until you come home every day to massage me and Hubree with the new Apricot Body Oil.=)
    Hubree: Will you marry me every day?=)=)=) You are NUMBER #1 L33T kitten -- your kisses taste like kitten food and green beer!!=)
    Irina: I like your hair -- it smells like Lucky Charms cereal.=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    Big God on Krampus:

    Haha! I was drunk once when I had a fantasy about raping afterooster's wife's mouth with a big SNICKERS bar!!!!! Hahaha -- I had another fantasy about feeding afterooster my BOY breastmilk and then stuffing his face full of anti-diarrhea medicine and then raping him with my BIG PENIS!!! Very cool.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the CUTEST kitten in ALL of the UNIVERSE -- where the sky is blue is where we'll meet to eat BLUE ICE CREAM!!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's get a kitten SOON! He'll be our best friend, with Hubree.=)

  • Dude... it was kinda funny when it was just weird. Talking about rape isn't funny.

  • Irina Abramovich


    You know what is cute? A penis with the pubic hair shaved into a like a Bored of the Ring Ring into with a 4LEAF CLOVER for protection. OK OK OK I will only have fantasies about masturbating to afterooster's wife until she makes eye contact with me in SPACE like in a COSMIC LOVE CONNECTION with me and then I WILL make love to her in a fantasy with like a BIG KITTEN MAKES LOVE TO LIKE A NEON FISH (I have five and they are PERFECT1!!!=)

    RAPE is fun for like women like afterooster's wife because she is fat and not many people have been able to meet her because she has been busy having sex with afterooster ever since they got married.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I LOVE YOU!!!=)

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    this is either performance art at the highest level possible, or the result of a failed experiment involving transplanting the mind of 10 y/o who just learned curse words into a book of Madlibs. may God have mercy on our souls.

  • Daniel Holstein


  • Ollie Williams

    This is a good metaphor for my feeble attempts at pleasuring a woman.

  • GeneralDisorder

    So you've met my ex. That hallway is way too big for any hot dog.

  • Ollie Williams

    Did you say steak?

  • Irina Abramovich

    Ollie Williams:

    Did you know that afterooster and his wife pleasured a woman inside of a car 10 seconds before 9/11 started?=) FYI.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Your big, green and blue and white eyes are as perfect as GOD's CHRISTMAS BIRTH STORY.=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's go to W.A. Frost after shopping at Patagonia in Saint Paul, Minnesota.=)=)=)

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