Pinball!: Tractor Trailer Driver Delivers World's Worst Parking Lesson

December 19, 2017

This is a video of a Piggly Wiggly food truck driver repeatedly trying to back up between two other parked shipping containers. He can't do it. For the life of him, he just can't. It seems like he really has something against that truck load on the right because he plows into it several times. Then he backs all the way into the loading dock, denting the back of his own truck and losing half his shipment (why the hell was the back of your truck open? Please tell me you didn't drive all the way there like that even though I know you did). The only thing missing from the video is the Benny Hill chase music, which I also embedded that so you can listen to it while you watch (I recommend watching at 2X speed). Man, I remember Piggly Wiggly was THE supermarket when I was growing up in Alabama. Did you know Piggly Wiggly was the first grocery store to implement checkout lanes, price-marking every item, and offering shopping carts (buggies) for customers to use? Because they were. Of course if you mention a Piggly Wiggly to anyone who didn't grow up around them they just laugh and assume you're some sort of untamed backwoods yokel, which, for the record, you probably are.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Terrance, who agrees first days on the job can be rough.

  • TheQiwiMan

    NAILED.
    IT.

  • Draco Basileus

    This Little Piggly Wiggly went "Fuck It!"

  • GeneralDisorder

    Little pig, little pig, let me in!

  • Ben Stone

    Typically drivers open the trailer doors before docking, since smaller dock door openings prevent the doors from swinging open. (trailers with roll up doors don't have this issue)

  • Irina Abramovich

    Ben Stone,

    Afterooster's wife is a fat cunt made out of delayed parts of a dead, decomposing corpse made out of fat shit found in a ditch behind a BAR for VETERANS. I'd have sex with her and THEN marry her, she is a NICE HUMAN and she has a great personality.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: YOU ARE NUMBER 1!!!! HAXZ0R and L33T IRISH BABY KITTEN IN THE UNIVERSE!!!=)=)=) I love you kitten ears and every other part of your body. TEXT ME THE NEXT TIME YOU WANT A RIDE TO DISNEYLAND WITH OUR TINY MOUSE FRIEND!!! OK OK?

  • Irina Abramovich

    afterooster,

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife stuff ten million gallons of olive oil into her furry vagina and then tried to park her tiny car into afterooster's butt but then did a U-turn and drove to McDonald's to eat 10 burgers in 5 minutes and then pooped them out in the McDonald's in a record 30 seconds!!!!=) She ended up losing 4 lbs., but later gained 10 billion pounds after having food sex with afterooster.=) Afterooster's wife sucks out meatballs and spaghettis out of afterooster's oven with a big straw and then blows them out onto afterooster's balls and then their children gain weight ONLY from watching the story on the camcorder and also the story is broadcasted on their TVs and the whole family then watches the Pr0n.=) Why not invite everyone on Geekologie to your next meatball and spaghetti dinner?????????????????????!!!!!

    <3 Thomas

    I LOVE SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS=)

    Hubree: You are the most famous kitten in the WHOLE WHITE WORLD!!!=) You are the ONE TRUE GOD to worship.=)=)=) God and Saint Thomas love you unconditionally and omnipotently.=)
    Irina: You are a fun best friend -- let's celebrate Christmas at the Theater!!=)

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    this guy had to be drunk

  • Bling Nye

    Drunk on amphetamines maybe.

  • John

    Please explain how one becomes "drunk" from consuming a substance that enhances attention and promotes alertness and wakefulness?

    Oh whats that now? You can't?? Yeah, I know you can't. You're so ignorant and grammatically inadequate you can't even properly reference the drug you're spreading misinformation about. Its not amphetamine"s", there is no "s" at the end. Do you snort "cocaines" or smoke "marijuanas"..? No, you wouldn't say that shit, because if you did, you would sound like an empty-headed moron running your mouth about shit you:

    - not only know nothing about, but also

    - don't even know what to call it.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Big God on Krampus:

    Haha! I was drunk once when I had a fantasy about raping afterooster's wife's mouth with a big SNICKERS bar!!!!! Hahaha -- I had another fantasy about feeding afterooster my BOY breastmilk and then stuffing his face full of anti-diarrhea medicine and then raping him with my BIG PENIS!!! Very cool.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the CUTEST kitten in ALL of the UNIVERSE -- where the sky is blue is where we'll meet to eat BLUE ICE CREAM!!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's get a kitten SOON! He'll be our best friend, with Hubree.=)

  • Dude... it was kinda funny when it was just weird. Talking about rape isn't funny.

  • Ollie Williams

    This is a good metaphor for my feeble attempts at pleasuring a woman.

  • GeneralDisorder

    So you've met my ex. That hallway is way too big for any hot dog.

  • Ollie Williams

    Did you say steak?

  • Irina Abramovich

    Ollie Williams:

    Did you know that afterooster and his wife pleasured a woman inside of a car 10 seconds before 9/11 started?=) FYI.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Your big, green and blue and white eyes are as perfect as GOD's CHRISTMAS BIRTH STORY.=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's go to W.A. Frost after shopping at Patagonia in Saint Paul, Minnesota.=)=)=)

  • Jenness

    At least he's determined.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Afterooster is a lesbian was college too -- he experimented with kissing his professors at an all boys college and was kicked out because he was secretly enrolled at an all lesbian college and that's where that kind of lesbian behavior was preferred to be relegated to. =)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I love you and your girly and boyish ways. I'll bet if you had to park a a WV Volkswagen Jetta -- it would be parked straight into my heart.=) I love you, HUBREE.=)=)=)
    Irina: Thanks for liking my new flavor of condoms -- they taste like cotton candy and strawberry yogurt -- HELLO KITTY.
    Hedgey: You're a sweet little friend and we all love you at the Harvard Lampoon castle.=)
    afterooster: When are you going to tell us why you studied OLIVE OIL at college for a major?=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    afterooster was determined to marry his NOW wife at the hospital when her mom was giving birth to at the hospital -- she was the cutest little baby at the hospital like my best friend Hubree (Kitten is God!!=) She grew up to be the fattest human in the UNIVERSE and eats donuts until her brain falls asleep. She's nice and has fat kids who like to eat -- someday they will be as sweet and chubby as afterooster.=)=) See you at the next orgy -- I hope your kids can come to my rainbow surprise, new condom unveiling party at my castle in three days.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Your new condom flavor is GAY WHITE KITTEN!!!=) Also, there are pudding drop lollipops and pudding waiting for your in the pantry. You're a L33T
    Irina: You're one of the sweetest friends EVAR -- your new condom flower is STRAWBERRY BURST of TINY KITTEN ORGANS!!!=)=)
    afterooster: Your new condom flavor will be CHICKEN BONER!=)

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