Because Portland will be Portland, this is a video of the Unipiper (previously) playing the Star Wars theme on his flaming bagpipes while bringing down an AT-AT with his unicycle's tow cable (technically just a long string). Admittedly, that AT-AT would make a pretty sweet lawn ornament in the snow. Me? I haven't seen snow in like ten years. I don't even remember what it feels like. "It feels cold." Okay maybe I do remember.
Keep going for the video while I speculate why he didn't just torch the AT-AT with his flaming pipes.
Thanks to LN, who agrees not all rebels are fit to fly snowspeeders.