This is a short video of a lil cockatiel named Lucky who performs a rendition of the default iPhone ring whenever his owner is tying his shoes to leave. Presumably in an attempt to get him to stay, because nothing makes a person turn around faster than thinking they've forgotten their phone. Pretty clever, Lucky. Also, this is the exact same reason I belt out my girlfriend's ringtone whenever she's about to leave. "Which is?" 'My Heart Will Go On' by Céline Dion. It may not look like it, but I have a pretty serious set of pipes. I also have an upstairs neighbor who stomps on the floor whenever my girlfriend is leaving.
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Thanks to Alyssa, who agrees maybe you should take him with you then.