The 'Dress To Oppress' Star Wars Darth Vader Blazer

November 22, 2017


This is the $120 Star Wars Darth Vader Blazer designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It's black and has some embroidery reminiscent of Vader's chest panel on the left breast. It also has Imperial crest buttons, and the lining resembles the Death Star's interior lighting pattern. Obviously, this is the perfect blazer for letting a potential employer know that you will be taking sick days to see any new Star Wars movies.

Keep going for detail shots.





Thanks again to carey, who agrees you could also just embroider or sew a Vader chest panel patch onto an existing blazer and save some credits.

  • His pants look suspiciously like those pajama jeans that were hawked on late night TV a while ago...

  • Wiley

    I'm more bothered by the brown hair and beard clashing with an iconic all black look. I have no problem with people dressing like jackasses if they want to.

  • Deksam
  • Deksam

    Why is he not wearing an official Tie Fighter Bow Tie?...

  • Roark

    No, no, yes, no, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, ohh... ohhhhhh... your helmet is so big.

  • Deksam


  • TheQiwiMan

    Why the hell would anyone buy this?

  • Jenness

    They heard this one time that chicks dig guys in suits and they are way into this and have decided to "put themselves out there". What it really needs is a cam embedded on the back to catch the looks it receives.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Well now I'm sad. ☹️

  • Bling Nye

    Funny how both their faces seem to be saying, "I seriously question my life choices..."

    Ever wonder how a man-child dresses? Like this.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    To be fair, Anakin questioned many of his life choices as the 3rd movie shows... (6th episode for you unfaithful)

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