Magical Unicorn Wine Bottle Holder

November 1, 2017


This is the 'Wine Of Sacred Purity Wine Holder Kitchen Decoration Sculpture Statue' designed by DWK and available on Amazon for around $18. As far as wine bottle holders go, this is probably the most unicorn one I've seen. "Because it's a unicorn." We're both very observant. You know what would make it even crazier though? "If instead of wine you made it hold a bottle of its own tears?" You're sick and you need help.

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Hazel, who informed me you're not supposed to give your unicorn wine because it makes them fly shitty.

  • Replace wine with dildo.

  • Jenness

    With as much wine as I drink I can't have just a single bottle holder. It would just look like a dozen or so bottles just standing around the unicorn like they were about to gang bang it.

  • Jennifer Scarborough

    I actually got this for my birthday this year. I love it, it has a place of honor on my counter. He gets a little smarmy after a few drinks but who doesn't?

  • Anton Kovalenko

    45€ if you're in Europe =\

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I find it fitting that the wine used for this only costs 3.99

  • Geekologie

    I included a shoutout to Tisdale in the tags

  • Bling Nye

    Fun fact, wine prices are mostly bullshit. I've had some very nice wines in the $4-12 range, and anything over $25 you're not paying for the wine but some aspect of 'rarity' or 'exclusivity' or some other such contrived bullshit. You can enjoy great wines and never pay more than $15 a bottle.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Watch out, it's a well-known fact that unicorns are violent, angry drunks. :-(

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