Joerg Sprave Builds Sword Launching Slingshot In Attempt To Pierce Chain-Mail

November 20, 2017


This is a video of slingshot lover Joerg Sprave using his giant sword-launching slingshot in an attempt to pierce chain-mail. SPOILER: It does. So, if you ever see someone with a sword launching slingshot and think you're safe in your shiny new chain-mail, you're wrong and now might be a good time to reconsider trying to save that princess. Besides, even if you do manage to best Sir Slingshot there's still the dragon to contend with. Just settle down and start a family with a bar wench like a normal person.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Loris, who invited me to the Renaissance Faire, which I graciously accepted because turkey legs and corn on the cob.

  • MM

    This guy built the Kabuto slingshot, it's amazing. He even improved it by adding a spear bit to the shaft end. It's deadly

  • Andrei Sabin Dumitru

    Look... It's either Jörg or Joerg. He is German not Spanish.

  • Kaizer Chief

    Next, he can use it to pierce the f*cking Daily Mail.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Nah... You can pierce a man but you can't pierce an idea.

  • Doog

    That all depends on which country you live in.

    In Soviet Russia, ideas pierce you!

  • Mark

    Would have been more impressive with a watermelon behind the cloth and chain-mail.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Literally watching this video in another window already.

    GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GW! (and into my bed)

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    the more directly threatening version of "get outta my dreams, get into my car"

  • Norma R. Rice

    J.C. Penney fired Jean Compton in Alaska but Jean now makes $8090 working with United Natural Foods from home

  • Doog

    False. I know Jean Compton and she wasn't fired from J.C. Penney it was Sears, okay? Also, she doesn't make $8090, not even in a whole year because she's on government assistance. She's honestly pretty lazy though and despite me getting her setup with 3 different jobs she didn't go to a single interview. Although Jean Compton graduated Valedictorian when we were in high school she's since turned to drinking excessively and has really lost her way.

    Look, Jean Compton is in a downward spiral right now and I don't think you posting this absolute nonsense is helping at all. She's in a fragile place right now and needs friendship and compassion, not lies.

    Also that link it almost certainly a virus and no one here is stupid enough to click on it so why are you even wasting your time? I know adultadda is a URL shortener, but honestly it sounds like it would take you to some sort of child porn or something else equally disgusting.

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