UPDATE: Video removed, but you can still watch it on Facebook HERE.
This is some dash-cam footage of a driver cruising down the road when an angry trashbag decides to play a game of chicken, presumably because it thought it heard the driver call it garbage. Or maybe it was just trying to protect its small child seen to the right. Thankfully, the driver was able to stop the car and remove the bag without crashing, a feat I'm not so sure I could have accomplished. "You jerked the wheel as hard as you could." I panicked!
Thanks again to Cyndi M, who's convinced it was some sort of sentient oil demon or eighth generation Pokemon.