Classic: The Old Crashing Your ATV Baby Gender Reveal

November 1, 2017


Seen here revealing he probably shouldn't even be having children, a good ol' boy who's clearly found a new life in the suburbs crashes his ATV while simultaneously revealing the sex of his bun in the microwave. "Oven." Bun in the microwave oven. The answer? Blue. Obviously, that's either a sky or water baby. I assume they're hoping for a sky baby though so he can be closer to his dad when he leaves this earth, and Ricky Jr.'s mother can show him this video so he understands why his father is no longer with us. In the famous last words of a redneck I once met living in a wealthy Washington D.C. suburb: "You can take the good ol' boy out of the country, but you -- here, hold my beer."

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Linc, who's going to go with a moon landing gender reveal.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Poor kid is going to be surrounded by idiots..... the driver, the one who had the idea in the first place, and of course the mouth-breather filming vertically.

  • jodyberry

    Vertical video - that says it all.

  • tyr2180

    "dramatic" baby gender reveal events are what's wrong with this planet. Flipping an ATV in front of your house without a helmet is by far the most laudable thing about this video.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I can't say I've ever known anyone who was excited that they were gonna have a baby. Then again my two were what you call "a surprise".

  • Ollie Williams

    The worst kind of surprise.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Especially the third one because it went like this:
    I'm pregnant. It's not yours.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Wait, was this guy's gender in question *before* he lit the smoke bomb? I guess I was expecting some kind of gender surprise from the headline... You know, a 'reveal' as it were...

  • GeneralDisorder

    He was deciding whether or not to get a sex change. He decided not to. Good for him. Being a man is awesome. You have such benefits as having a higher risk of various types of cancer, higher likelihood of dying at work, lower life expectancy, higher insurance rates, etc.

  • Jeedai Infidel

    Sweet! The new teaser trailer for Neighbors 3 is finally here.

  • Otsa

    None of this makes any sense, the words are all nonsense. Even reading the decription aside from Geekologie writers usual nonsense writing...this is just the hell. All I saw was a guy fall off his ATV, yet somthing about Gender reveal and other stuff making a guy fall off his atv more complicated that it should be...

  • JustA

    It sounds like this ATV rider and you have a lot in common.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    is this atv guy post-accident and pre-second-fatal-accident?

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    they seem like the neighbors of your dreams

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