The Experience Tube, A Giant Open-Ended Sock To Connect Two People

October 13, 2017


This is the $25 Experience Tube developed by the folks of the Meow Wolf art collective. It's basically a giant, open-ended sock that connects two people and helps block out peripheral distractions so you can have a focused conversation, staring contest, or make out session if you both have crazy insane snake tongues.

The Experience Tube is a revolutionary analog device which connects one experience to another! Using only soft striped fabric and the most sophisticated facial recognition technology ever developed (installed standard in current model human brains) the tube replaces all peripheral distractions with an unbridled visual feast of stripes and laughter! Simply upload a couple of faces into each end and make your own internet, instantaneously! Immediate vivid connection, with no subscriptions, user agreements, invasive advertisements, or spotty service!

Alternatively, make your own out of a garbage bag. That's what I did. "You forgot to cut another hole in the bag." I know, I was waiting for somebody else to join my chatroom on their own. Also, I'm starting to feel a little light headed. Does that mean it's working? Am I about to have AN EXPERIENCE? "The experience of a lifetime." Wheeeeeee!

Keep going for several more shots and a weird promo video.




Thanks to my friend Amelie, who made an experience tube with one end significantly smaller than the other specifically so she can spend some quality time with her cat.

  • Rint

    I'll wait for the human centipede version......

  • Bling Nye

    Created by drugs, for drugs.

    Because this sure as shit ain't something to do sober.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    there's needs to be a triangle formed by three tubes for conference experiences

  • Talon184


  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    My dad worked on the road a lot and many times when money is tight, you have to share a place with way too many other people. An idea he once had, that he could never make happen, but always wanted to try, was to connect 2 men, via their members, with a Chinese finger trap, while they were sleeping and then sit back and laugh.

    That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this contraption.

  • Doog

    Not at all where I thought that story was going. Wow

  • The_Wretched

    Yeah, I was thinking it was Irina under an assumed name again.

  • Ghost Pirates

    Perfect for making your staff retreat even more awkward!

  • sizzlepants

    So it's like a finger trap for your head?

    Even as a performance art piece it's crap.

  • skeptic

    1. Hide a few live spiders in your mouth
    2. Wear one end of the tube
    3. Invite your SO to be at the other end of the tube
    4. Pew-pew-pew!!!
    5. *Instant alone time*

  • TheQiwiMan

    You lost me at 1.

  • Brian Ray


  • hostar

    I'd like to join this experience machine from someone's face to my arse.

  • Wiley

    that's one experience tube away from the human centipede tube experience... you sicko

  • Bosun Higgs

    A Moonbat Enterprises product

  • PlaysWithWolves

    A portable Cone of Silence.

  • Perpetual Pizza

    This is fine.

  • Dao

    I'd like to join this experience machine from someone's face to my arse.

  • Sashman1234 .

    Haha... First Laugh in the morning. Thank you!

  • Jenness

    I can already state that I know unequivocally that the inventors have never had good sex with someone they actually loved.

    Basically they managed to turn that wonderful moment you giggle naked under the covers with someone and talk about the stupid things people talk about after sex when they sound like total retards like "I had no idea you found my toes so delightful - I will call you piggie lickie in private" "oooooOoooOohhh!!" *giggle idiotically like they are high on crack until they get horny again*

    Instead they invented this which is basically sucking all the good out of an experience and leaving you feeling annoyed and claustrophobic.

    Not that I've ever experienced anything like that - but at least I have imagination. *sobs*

  • Doog

    There there Jenness, I'll call you 'Piggie Lickie' in private if it means that much to you...

    ᵖᶦᵍᵍᶦᵉ ᶫᶦᶜᵏᶦᵉ

  • Jenness

    That was an example. I prefer "Goddess Of All That Is Smoking Hot And Wonderful" or Goatishaw for short.

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