Real Products That Exist: The Cat Butt Tissue Dispenser

October 27, 2017

This is the $30 'Funny Orange Tabby Cat Tissue Holder' designed and sold by WhatOnEarth (valid question). It covers a regular square-sized box of tissues, which you can then pull from the cat's ass. Obviously, it's perfect for the friend who wants me to immediately regret coming over to visit.

Keep going for a video of the cat in action. And for the record, yes, I did just buy a couple to keep in the closet and give as gifts when I forget people's birthdays.

Thanks to whichever friend posted this on their Facebook, not that they're reading this anyway -- none of my friends support me. "It's because they don't think you're funny." At least they're smart.

  • I like cats, but... no.

  • Doog

    We spent so much time asking 'if' we could make it that we never considered whether we should.

    The answer is obviously no, though to watch some people pitch this product on a show like Shark Tank would be hilarious.

  • James Mcelroy

    this will perfectly compliment my towel holder

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Ummm, wow

  • TheQiwiMan

    This is why I will never refer to myself as "a cat person".

    Cat people are weird.

  • Mark

    Cat people will not buy this. Only weird people....

  • James Mcelroy

    what about weird cat people?

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