No Thank You: Massive Swarm Of Mosquitos Invade Car

October 4, 2017

This is a video from Russia of a massive swarm of mosquitos that have laid siege to a car that was parked with the windows down during a fishing trip (presumably without the party rope lights on, but you never know). Yeah, maybe don't do that next time. Or, if you do, at least make sure to hang a bug zapper from your rearview. Or set the car on fire. I'd just set the car on fire. Well, what are you waiting for? Give me the matches, you're taking too long. Also, when that dude scoops up a handful of mosquitos off the front seat I almost lost it. "It" being any hope of a future boner.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to EdwardVideo, who agrees this video definitely should have ended with a fireball.

  • MrJimmyCleaver .

    Next time they need to play some boring ass music like a boy band, that'll make them fly off.

  • Javier Arreola

    Maybe don't let Xzibit pimp your ride with LED lights before going fishing?

  • Meh

    Imagine cleaning this up and continue using the car. How would you not still feel them all around you.

  • GeneralDisorder

    "Yeah, maybe don't do that next time."

    Which part? The "live in or near Russia" part or the "have rave-lights inside your car" part?

    Honestly, I'm not seeing an upside to either. Except maybe if you live in Russia and live in the Taiga you could be 100 miles from any human being for the remainder of your life. If you live in the Taiga you won't need a car though. You need to know how to make wooden skis, know how to survive an entire (extremely hostile) winter in the wilderness and then know how to make that insect repellent out of pine pitch that the trappers use. And also not vomit on yourself every time you smell pine pitch.

  • The_Wretched

    You know North Dakota and Upper Minnesota aren't better than the Taiga in winter? Also, Mecha-Taiga vs Gojira opens in late summer 2018.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's exactly it. The Taiga has a long winter (from... September to April roughly) and the remoteness is literally the only selling point but then there's those flies... They're like mosquitos but they're bigger and carry off small children. Forget what they're called. But basically "eat a dick Russian wilderness!"

  • Daniel Holstein

    Two things: 1) Those aren't mosquitos, they're termites or some species of ant, which often swarm after rain. My rental house in Miami used to fill up with these (or similar). 2) How could you not mention how the car is actually a party robot?

  • Kaizer Chief

    Maybe it has something to do with the pimp dick interior lights.

  • Closet Nerd

    The steering wheel is covered in mosquito love juice...

  • DoSJoS

    Yo guys, I think it might have something to do with the LED lights

  • steve holt

    Maybe it has something to do with the limpdick interior LED lights?

  • Patrick

    There is an "In Soviet Russia..." joke here somewhere.

  • Bosun Higgs

    The KGB bugged his car?

  • Draco Basileus

    Maybe it had something to do with the pimped out interior LED lights?

  • Bling Nye

    Insect rave.

  • Titty McNipplefondler


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