Man, You Suck So Hard: Jackass Films Himself Speeding Down Highway, Crashing

October 26, 2017


This is a video of some complete turd testing whether or not all those hours he put into Gran Turismo 6 pay off in real life by driving his BMW E46 M3 down the highway like he just robbed a bank. He didn't just rob a bank though, he just set up a GoPro and proceeded to put the pedal to the metal. Everything about it made me angry: from his fidgeting with the camera, to his choice of getaway song, but ESPECIALLY his disregard for other motorists. I'm all for driving your car off a cliff, but don't risk the lives of other drivers in the process. They're just trying to get to work, they didn't sign up for your dumbass Formula 1 fantasy. *banging gavel* License revoked indefinitely and you have to be dropped off for work at the hair gel factory every morning in a '92 Toyota Tercel. Preferably by your mom, who yells out the window how much she loves you and that you forgot your lunch and don't forget to wipe really good after you go potty like a big boy.

Keep going for the enraging video.

Thanks to Rod, who agrees this guy shouldn't even be allowed on a Razor scooter.

  • JJtoob

    BMW, why you make your cars so damn safe???

  • Jenness

    This is the definition of "worthless asshole".

  • Forblat

    Drives like 90% of the BMW owners I see in traffic everyday

  • TheQiwiMan

    Gawddam GW, you are a poet. Perfectly put my own sentiments into words.

    What a fucking idiot this guy is. Take his license away forever.

  • James Mcelroy

    Damn straight.

  • Munihausen

    When you gotta get to your grooming gang monthly meeting, you gotta get there, amirite?

    Such a waste of a nice car.

  • Scotty J

    I wish he would've left the camera rolling so we could see people in traffic driving by and laughing at him.

  • bustedgiveadamn

    damn he got lucky. didn't hit anyone else, didn't flip it and didn't get ejected... what a douchnozzle.

  • James Mcelroy

    I bet he dropped his vape pipe though.

  • Raul McKool

    Also, he wasn't wearing his seat belt. Fraking idiot.

  • James Mcelroy

    yeah, I noticed that too. I was hoping for more injury to him. I also kind of wonder if this was even his car.

  • Cheese

    Well that's the underage girls in his area safe for a while. At least until that fat wankstain buys another molester-mobile.

  • FearlessFarris

    I'm sure his insurance company and the police appreciate his cooperation in posting this evidence to YouTube.

    I'm all for spirited driving, but don't do it when there's that kind of traffic around--especially if you don't know the limits of your own vehicle. That's just selfish and really dangerous to yourself and everyone else around.

    ETA: At the 0:55 mark, his side airbags really safe his ass. The car's B Pillar would have probably knocked his ass unconscious.

  • JJtoob

    Nah, never do it on a public road period. There is always some unexpected thing that can happen even on a lonely road. Just take it to a race track where he can speed all he wants and wipe out in a controlled environment.

  • James Mcelroy

    too bad this video wasn't intended to be his suicide not. "I've died the way I've lived, stupid, reckless, and without any real point."

  • Bling Nye

    He way over-steered for his speed, I'd say the limits weren't of the vehicle but of the driver's skills. But yeah, totally agreed, drive fast, but do it safe and smart, and within your skill set.

  • BBBubby

    oh piss off! Thats just license for idiots like you to act like this moron! Dont speed! Simple!
    Ive spent time in a spinal unit. Most patients there were those whose lives were ruined by this mentality.

  • Bling Nye

    Sorry you and/or those you knew were impacted by this guy's kind of fuckwittery. But yeah, big distinction, I don't act like this guy. " it safe and smart, and within your skill set," is what I said; this guy was doing none of those things. I have no qualms about doing 100+ on an empty rural road with no cross traffic and clear sight lines. I'm not about to pull what this dumbshit did, I don't weave in and out of traffic. I have 25+ years behind a wheel driving in all kinds of conditions and surfaces, and ZERO moving violations or collisions. I may like to drive fast when I can but I'm no fucking idiot.

  • GeneralDisorder

    M3 are pretty capable and agile vehicles. If it was stanced and the suspension was actively fucked up, it could be the car but if it's stock it was totally the drive.

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