This is a video of a man in Victoria, Australia demonstrating his mastery of the Australian stockwhip by whipping a progressively smaller piece of paper in half over and over, while the two boys holding it get more and more nervous. If Indiana Jones were this good with a whip he probably wouldn't have that scar on his chin. Also, at first I was a little shocked that any parents in the audience would actually let their children participate in the demonstration, then I remembered this is Australia and these boys probably wrangle and ride giant venomous spiders to school every morning.
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Thanks to Luis, who agrees if this man can whip a thrown playing card in half, he's got a job in my circus.