Funko Releasing A Life-Size Rick And Morty Portal Gun (With Light And Sound Effects)

October 6, 2017


This is the $15 life-size (8-inch) Rick And Morty portal gun being released by Funko this November. The gun will include sound and light effects (including a glow-in-dark effect), and I plan on hacking one into a TV remote. How sweet would that be? "Admittedly, not your dumbest idea." Nowhere near it! I've actually already had at least six worse ideas just since I came up with that one a few minutes ago. "Sex toy?" Okay now that one was obviously better.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a Twitter video.



Thanks to Blaze, who's clearly destined to be an arsonist.

  • Irina Abramovich


    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife eats a lot of fat off her lip and stays in shape to weight a whopping 1, 000, 000 lbs. when she goes shopping for prom dresses -- she attends proms with afterooster where they are the first chosen couple for the humanitarian award and are chosen to lead all of the dances and to eat the first slice of cake and to pick out the music played at the proms ALL over AMERICA and into SOUTH AMERICA. Afterooster's wife is a fat, perfect, human. She drinks olive oil and smells like fat farts and cupcakes and omelets and cheese sticks and ranch dressing from when she has GAY anal sex with afterooster at the party for HOT fat people where I AM TOTALLY PASSED OUT AND WILLING TO DO ANYTHING INCLUDING EAT RAISINS OFF afterooster's butt and then also eat pancakes off afterooster's fat wife's boobs. I AM IN LOVE WITH WHISKEY!=) See you at the next FANTASY PARTY where everyone will be wearing edible body paint and we'll ALL eat bananas and drink chocolate milk.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're a perfect boyfriend with big, kissable eyes and the sweetest, tiniest teeth ever and I love you for ALL of eternity.=)
    Irina: Let's throw up at afterooster's party and then have sex on the toilet because your butt smells like BEEFCAKES!!!=)
    afterooster: THANKS for the butt/olive oil cooking lessons! You're a nice friend and internet sensation.=)=)=)

  • Skagosi Unicorn

    Rick and Mortal!

  • Geekologie

    I am so dumb on fridays. and the days that come before fridays

  • WhiteEagle2

    It was a clever joke about how Rick is like a god and Morty is a mere mortal.

  • Irina Abramovich


    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife achieved immortality by eating 50,000,000 gallons of liquid butter and suffered from a heart attach and then survived and then went to the bathroom for 50 hours and shit out her colon and then ate it with butter and NOW is the fattest human in the UNIVERSE again -- she competes with swamp fat in life and has sex with afterooster after every shit she takes and LOVES her fat children to death and plans to wear a giant BRA made out of pubic hair and fat to her wedding to ALL of afterooster's friends and afterooster's wife's friends who are only a little less fat than her. Afterooster's wife is the Queen of FAT human everywhere!!!

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the sweetest kitten boy in the UNIVERSE!! I LOVE having sex with tiny kittens ALL of the time!!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's throw up every day until we weigh 10 lbs.

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