Damn Mother Nature, Calm Down: Spider Wrapping Up A Toad

October 18, 2017


Note: Video probably not for the squeamish. Also keep your volume in check, the guys filming go absolutely nuts screaming at the end.

This is a short video of a golden silk orb-weaver spider (aka banana spider) wrapping up a toad that foolishly jumped into its web. I'm thinking about writing a horror children's book about it ('Mr. Toad's Last Wild Ride'). Mother Nature: she's a cruel mistress. Of course anybody who would be married to one woman and banging Mother Nature on the side probably deserves whatever happens, which is almost certainly going to be a venomous snake biting your johnson or an anus full of spiders.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks again to blue16, who agrees if you ever see Mother Nature on Tinder, swipe left then close the app and delete it.

  • Munihausen

    The poor toad was placed into the web by Lebron James or whoever the fck that was.

    Sht, sorry, "positive comments."

  • Andyman7714

    The toad seem pretty chill about the whole thing.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    I hate banana spiders. They have some of the strongest webs I've ever dealt with and they're creepy as all get out.

  • Munihausen

    How else, or often, do you deal with spider webs?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    When I was a kid, all the damned time. Played in the woods a lot.

  • TheQiwiMan

    GW, write a horror children's book about people being viciously murdered for filming vertical video.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Positive comments... positive comments. Ah-AH! Maybe some help.

    Here : https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Draco Basileus

    Looks like one of those Southwest "Wanna Get Away?" ads.

    Also, GW, did you have to post this right around lunch time? Makes me hungry again.

  • Bling Nye

    Humans could use a lot more predation, might help with the obesity epidemic.... Where's Shelob when you need her?

  • Draco Basileus

    Apparently she is busy being a sexy human in a new video game.

  • Bling Nye
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