Commodore 64 Getting Re-Released As A Mini Version

October 2, 2017


Because mini versions of yesteryear's gaming consoles are all the rage right now, Commodore will be releasing a 50% sized Commodore 64 in early 2018. The unit will come preloaded with 64 games and retail for $70. Obviously, I'm going to buy as many as I can with the intention of reselling them on Ebay for triple their value, but will abandon my scheme after realizing I don't have enough money to even buy one. It takes money to make money, you know. I wish you could just print it on a home computer. Why's the government so against that?

Keep going for a couple more shots, including some of the games.



Thanks to my buddy Josh B, who agrees mini consoles are perfect for hiding in your anus if you're going to jail. Wait, what?

  • Robert A'Beuy

    One little problem. The manufacturer specifically states that a power source is not included.

  • The Last Ninja or Hounded not included? Shame...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Can't you run like... 1000 Commodor 64 emulators on a Raspberry Pi?

  • Mark Matthews

    No Zorro? Loved that one.

  • Bling Nye

    "...preloaded with 64 games..."


  • TheQiwiMan

    Why the hell would anybody buy this?

  • TheQiwiMan

    I'll wait for Walmart to start stocking up Nostalgia for cheap, 70 bones is too much for THIS cowboy..

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    as a form of political protest. NFL players will all purchase Commodore 64 Minis during the national anthem on Sunday instead of standing.

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Jonathan Harris

    Or just get all of the games on an emulator and not have to bother with plugging it into a TV.

  • paperboy

    Such a bother.

  • GeneralDisorder

    True gamers don't own a TV because their monitor is bigger, higher resolution, more expensive and they have a TV tuner in their gaming rig anyway... /r/gatekeeping

  • Daniel Silva

    "retail for $70... but more likely $243 on Ebay."

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    really banking on the market of non-gamer loved ones accidentally buying the wrong product

  • Ollie Williams

    "Here's that new Xbox 64 you wanted, deary." - Grandma this Christmas

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