The New Star Trek: Discovery's Main Title Sequence

September 25, 2017


Did you watch the new Star Trek: Discovery last night? I meant to but I forgot because I'm forgetful and I forget things. I had set a reminder on my phone but it only read 'STD' and I panicked. Anyway, this is the title sequence for the new series. Do you like it? Do you love it? Do you-- "Want some more of it?" Okay, Tim McGraw, I was going to say hate, but whatever. How does it make you feel? I want to know. Please tell me in great detail. "Well--" Okay, that's enough. Jesus, I wasn't asking for a novel.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to me, for taking a handful of ginkgo biloba this morning and finally realizing what that 'STD' meant. I'm going to be honest, I didn't sleep very well worrying about it though.

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    Star Trek:Diversity - almost as bad as the transgender ghostbusters.

  • Why do the Klingons look like Remans?

  • Oliver Guthrie

    Sort of West World-y, eh?

  • Munihausen

    Was intrigued, and then the cast "took a kneee" because...vicarious feels? Leonard Nimoy is rolling in his grave.

  • Bling Nye

    I highly fucking doubt Nimoy would be upset about taking a knee; I'm pretty sure if he were still around, he'd take a knee too.

    "Nimoy said he drew on his own Jewish background for the role: "Spock is an alien, wherever he is. ... And that alienation is something I learned in Boston. I knew what it meant to be a member of a minority — and in some cases, an outcast minority. So I understood that aspect of the character, and I think it was helpful in playing him."

  • Munihausen

    I like to think that Sir Nimoy would have been above such meaningless and bait-taking behavior. I can see him perhaps "supporting" the cast's expression of [insert_generic_dissatisfaction_wait_please_watch_out_show_too], but a saccharine and derivative cast photo? Eh......nahsomuch.

  • Kel

    It was very good but I'll be Damned if I'll pay CBS to watch it.

  • kifchrismusic

    the cast symbolically took a knee after...i will find something else to watch...

    why is it that only vulcans have some cool hand salutation...but not the klingons, romulans, ferangis(probably spelled wrong), humans, etc...yeah, we wave and say bye, but its goodbye, bye, see ya, see ya later...etc. We have a variation on our exit salutation. Peace be with you...and with you, might be close, but it is still not globally accepted...not all humans use it. Vulcans ALL say their line, every time they exit...can you imagine?...I'm gonna go to my room long and prosper...I'm gonna go to the long and prosper. Would get kindof wierd...Spock is always accompanied by kirk or mccoy, so that exit line rule is negated.
    I wonder if Rodenberry did that on purpose...or maybe I missed something.

  • Bling Nye

    About the taking a knee thing...

  • kifchrismusic

    You are citing ABC news...fake news...and this sounds like an editorial piece...opinion
    The knee thing was to drum up ratings...and the show will flop because of it

  • Andyman7714

    Looks like a great series I will never see.

  • "This video is not available"

  • TheQiwiMan

    Come live here in America! It's great here! (at least for the next 2 or 3 months)

  • But do you have Pot Noodles over there?

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Spoiler alert!

  • Ryan Edwards

    Let's go P-Bay! Nice title be skipped through ever after.

  • The_Wretched

    You can't walk across the ring? How inconvenient.

    Also, ponderous man. Pretty but ponderous.

  • Ollie Williams

    As a designer, this pleases me. The fact that it won't be available on Hulu displeases me.

  • Jason Christopher

    It really pisses me off that Star Trek was finally brought back to "television" and then it was stuck behind a GD paywall online. Nice title sequence, though.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    if i click on the video, will i owe CBS money?

  • Ollie Williams


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