That's Nice, We Need That: Scary Clown Donut Delivery

September 26, 2017


The Hurts Donut location in the Dallas, Texas suburb of Frisco, is currently experimenting with scary clown donut delivery service. For just $10 plus the cost of the donuts ($5 more than regular donut delivery -- presumably to offset the cost of the costume and makeup and getting beat up) you can have a scary clown hand-deliver a box of donuts to a frienemy in the area. And if there's enough interest in the service they're considering expanding their clown delivery to some of their other 14 locations in Arizona, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Iowa, Missouri, Wisconsin, Nebraska and Kansas. Could you imagine getting a knock on the door and looking through the peephole to see a scary clown? I can, because it happened to me before. Just kidding, it was a magician, and it was the best birthday ever. For his grand finale he pulled a Guinea pig out of his hat and i got to keep it. Thanks mom and dad! (I'll call soon I've just been busy)

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to Closet Nerd, who tried to trick me into giving him my address by saying it was for an Edible Arrangement.

  • Closet Nerd

    I was going to have them shape the donuts into a giant dong.... that IS an "edible arrangement"
    ......just sayin'

  • GeneralDisorder

    You could also stack donuts onto a giant dong. Just need to make sure they have large holes to accommodate the member.

  • Closet Nerd

    I told GW it was going to be an "edible arrangement"....
    I don't want to eat a giant dong... not that there's anything wrong with that
    ....just sayin'

  • sizzlepants

    You know you're selling a quality product when your marketing relies on a gimmick rather than the items being sold.

    Most donut places would show an open box after all...

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    in light of that, i'm not surprised that their name is an unoriginal pun as well

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