Oh You Know, Just Two Robots Debating The Future Of Humanity

September 12, 2017

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This is an eighteen minute video of two robotic heads and torsos debating the future of humanity. I'd be lying if I told you I watched the whole thing (it's eighteen minutes long and I have the attention span of a moth), but I'm pretty sure I got the gist of the debate. And that gist was that the new iPhone X will lose the home button (replaced with a swipe at the bottom of its full-front screen), have a facial recognition unlock feature and facial expression controlled emojis, dual vertically aligned 12MP cameras, a 'Super Retina' display, and charge wirelessly along with the rest of its new products. Oh -- and the new Apple Watch will also have cellular connectivity so it can operate as a wrist-phone even when you're nowhere near your actual iPhone. Wait -- was I watching the right video?

Keep going for the whole video and feel free to skip around. But if you do watch the whole thing please provide a brief annotated description in the comments because if we're being honest I didn't actually watch any of it because just seeing those two smug robots up there debating made me sick to my stomach. No -- my anus. Sick to the very end.

Thanks to Rick, who agrees somebody should have pulled the fire alarm and let these robots short circuit when the sprinkles came on.

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